The Commish is in the house!

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Just saw Mr. Stern on the loading dock! Guy looked up at me and said, "Looks like you're keepin' it real HCP!"
     
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  2. AgentDrazenPetrovic

    AgentDrazenPetrovic Anyone But the Lakers

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    If you kept it real, you would have knocked him the fuck out!
     
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    MARIS61 Real American

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    :biglaugh:
     
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    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    Gee, I don't know how that forklift got parked on his chest!
     
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  5. AgentDrazenPetrovic

    AgentDrazenPetrovic Anyone But the Lakers

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    I can already see ESPN's nauseating interview with Stern talking about how this is great for the NBA and this city. Meanwhile he puts the final script for a L*kers/Cavs final.
     
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    blazerboy30 Well-Known Member

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    He's there to make sure, in person, the refs don't allow Portland to move deep into the playoffs.
     
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  7. maxiep

    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    Exactly. As we type, he's huddled with the officials giving them final instructions.
     
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    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    The sad thing is, I'm not even sure that is a joke. I would hire Kobe as a babysitter, before I would trust in Stern's judgement or integrity. :sigh:
     
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  9. andalusian

    andalusian Season - Restarted

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    San Antonio won 4 times in the last decade... I really doubt there is such a huge following for them.

    The Cavs and the Lakers were the two best teams in the two conferences this year. It would a surprise if they do not end there - I still think that if the Blazers get out of the first round - they go to the finals.
     
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    Looks like Stern has already issued a ruling on Rice's playoff fauxhawk. It's gone!
     
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    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    What? Rice cut it again? I call B.S. on the Wild One!
     
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  12. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Rice claims he doesn't know how to comb a fauxhawk.

    He was supposed to be bald, what gives?
     
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    Bald was supposed to be his penalty for the bet he and Travis had about 10 offensive rebounds in a game. The playoff fauxhawk promise was left over from last year.
     
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  14. MAS RipCity

    MAS RipCity Mercy, Mercy

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    put stern in an old folks home please..i hope he stayed long enough to hear loud n clear our thoughts on his "refs"..worst in any sport,,by fucking far. If Portland didn't have a team, I don't think I'd put up with this nba bullshit
     
    MAS RipCity, Apr 19, 2009
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