The official "I promise not to commit suicide if the Blazers lose today" thread

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by chris_in_pdx, Apr 18, 2009.

  1. chris_in_pdx

    chris_in_pdx OLD MAN

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    *raises my hand* I pledge not to. Who is with me?
     
  2. oldmangrouch

    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    Oh........all right! (but only cuz you asked nicely):cheers:
     
  3. AgentDrazenPetrovic

    AgentDrazenPetrovic Anyone But the Lakers

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  4. blazerboy30

    blazerboy30 Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, you're on your own there buddy. :devilwink:
     
  5. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I'm glad somebody started this kind of thread! REMEMBER THAT WE ARE THE SAME TEAM TOMORROW MORNING WHETHER WE WIN OR LOSE TONIGHT!
     
  6. Fawzi83

    Fawzi83 Member

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    We need to make the Official Ban Mixum if we win and he still has something negative to say
     
  7. PapaG

    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    I'm right here. I remember the Dallas series, down 0-3, with a team I trusted much less than this one.

    I won't go negative, didn't then, and that team tied the series before losing late in the 4th in Game 7. Losing a battle is not losing the WAR.
     
  8. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Razor? Check
    12 gauge shotgun? Check
    Cyanide capsule? Check
    6' of rope and a rickety stool? Check.

    :wink:
     
  9. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I'm comin' to you live from on top of the Fremont Bridge!
     
  10. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    I paid way too fucking much for game two tickets to kill myself before then.
     
  11. PapaG

    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    I paid an inflated price for 300-level tickets, but still relatively inexpensive. $40/ticket for two tickets up high but near mid-court.
     
  12. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I am still laughing at all of you who thought we could win.

    Portland has ZERO experience, and this is the reason some of us were screaming for a veteran trade at the deadline.

    But by all means, let it burn to a fucking crisp.
     
  13. oldmangrouch

    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    That qualifies as the most depressing statement I have heard in a long time.

    No, strike that. I am too disgusted to be depressed.
     
  14. oldmangrouch

    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    Preach it brother! Not that the heathens will listen.
     
  15. PapaG

    PapaG Banned User BANNED

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    Bookmark, and welcome back.
     
  16. anonymous gambler

    anonymous gambler Member

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    Maybe it should be an I promise not to shoot someone if the Blazers lose! LOL
     
  17. bigbailes

    bigbailes Well-Known Member

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    this season was never about winning the championship, this team isn't ready for that. but what would this "vet" have done down the stretch that wasn't done? nothing, this team played amazingly and now they are getting what they really need. playoff experience and seeing how things are done. people want instant gratifaction and to "win now" but it is a process and it always has been. the goal for the season was to make the playoffs and learn what they are all about, CHECK. now anything that happens from here on out is gravy.
     
  18. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Who is the vet we could've traded for that is currently leading his team to a strong playoff performance right now?

    Or has the history of doing so?

    Or has any history of playoff experience worth shit?
     
  19. Entity

    Entity some guy

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    Or could have turned this blowout into a win?
     
  20. Shooter

    Shooter Unanimously Great

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    Funny.
     

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