I hate Von Wafer because ...

His ridiculous haircut. Fauxhawk? Really?

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and hes an asshole...did anybody catch what he did to rudy that made rudy get in his face? looked like he kind of kicked him

 

Because his name is not only "Von", it's "Von Wafer."

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Because he actually thinks he's a legit NBA player.

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I like it. It's different.

 

I hate Von Wafer because we had him last year and now he's owning every time he touches the ball.
The guy shoots the lights out and we never even gave him a shot.

At this point, I'd rather have him shooting for us than Travis, or Sergio, or Frye, or fuck, all of our bench except Oden and Rudy.

 

von wafer is that dude and I knew it as soon as I saw him play in the preseason. I don't know how teams didn't recognize this guys talent.....

 

Yeah, I said last year that we needed to play him more, I knew he had something to prove...he's got the "attitude" that we so desperately need in some of our guys.

 

The problem with Von Wafer is that the Blazers don't attack him, and that makes him look great, because he never has to defend. Attack him and make him defend somebody, and then he doesn't look so good anymore.

 

I hate Von Wafer because he didn't go to Nate's room at 3 am like Jack used to to "earn" more playing time. He would look good on this roster.....LOL then again Nate would never have played him.

 

I also hate Von Wafer because he has a total of four passes in this series. Not assists ... passes.

The only thing worse than a ballhog is a ballhog who sucks and thinks he doesn't.

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I hate him because he won't do this to any other team.

 

Whenever I hear his name I get immediately shot back to my childhood and think of:



Then I think to myself, "It's probably a good thing they never called him Victor Von Wafer. That would've been a tough sell."

Anyway, yeah, the guy is an utter douche. But you probably would be too if you had a name that starts so cool and ends so terribly.

 

His hair cut is G, and he is a fucking gangster. He's mucking it right now, good for him.

 

This is really pathetic. What's next--dissing the Rockets' cheerleaders and their mascot--and then doing a group hug??

 

^ co-signed.

we're not doing ourselves any favors with these types of threads.

 

I give some credit to Rick Adleman, he's always had this weird knack of finding ways of plugging odd-fitting pieces together into a cohesive whole and getting the most out of one-dimensional players. I mean for chrissakes he's got Artest (mostly) playing within a system.

 

favors? what?

 

Huh?

Please don't tell me you think this will somehow become bulletin board material.

Yeah, I'm sure the Rockets players are perusing this forum.

Give me a fucking break.

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