OMG That's the greatest video I've seen all year. Where to begin: The kid's like 5 feet tall, probably 140 pounds soaking wet, I think I saw him wearing a deli apron in the beginning of the video, how bad is Cincinnati that it needs a "superhero" to protect it? "We will intervene on crimes IF there is one in front of us" you mean you can't fly or teleport? You don't have spider-senses or super speed? And I doubt walking around the streets in a wrestling mask and sporting a wallet chain will accomplish anything in life. For that matter if he can't frighten a 70 year old grandmother how the hell would he frighten a criminal?