Things I learned from my senile grandma today at Mothers Day lunch...

1. Marijuana kills people. You can DIE from smoking marijuana. Literally DIE...not from doing something stoned and having an accident by just by smoking it. Watch out, that next joint is gonna kill you. It has no benefits to very sick people. They are all lying just so they can smoke pot for fun.

2. Nobody in baseball takes steroids. A couple of Dodgers came to her church 10 years ago (in steroids heyday)and said that taking steroids is stupid and they would never do that. I told her that players have lied to congress about steroids so why wouldnt they lie to a church group. She said I was lying.

My Grandma is getting more senile by the day...its sad, and sorta funny

 

Sounds like a wonderful lady. Happy Mother's Day to all you mothers out there.

 

Please tell me this is a joke? There has NEVER been one death from weed since the start of time. LOL to it being worse than rat poisoning, plastics and other crap they stick in Cigs. Give me a break and check your facts, not just goverment facts either because to them you can get stoned and kill your mother. Its called they cant control weed so they put it down yet people die everyday from cigs. If you were kidding Im sorry it flew over my head.

 

Marajuana killed my grandma. Fried her brain until she was living with rats she knew by name. She was a blues singer in a band and always smoked.

 

You can die from too much of anything, including water.

 

If you managed to chain smoke pot like you can cigs, I can't imagine your lungs would look that pretty.

You'd probably die from eating too many Doritos first, though.


Reminds me of a great standup line I heard once, "Hey, how come you never hear about somebody high on marijuana holding up a convenience store? 'Gimme all your money.....and those Twinkies.'"

 

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080324102129AAlj0GG

"Ignoring for the moment the fact that cannabis increases the risk of psychotic mental illness by 40%, cannabis has the same smoking risks as tobacco, i.e. COPD and emphysema, but it is 6 times more likely to cause lung cancer, so yes there are many deaths occuring as a direct result of smoking it."

 

ROFL, Did you just use an unlinked response on "Yahoo answers" as some sort of reference?!?

 

Hey, seems reasonable to me.

That said, I don't think there's ever been a documented death as a sole result of weed. I read some more links and so far as I can tell, those stats are not kept.

But it is funny going to the doper sites and then to the others like Yahoo... it's like watching a tennis match.

 

Now they say that more than 8 hours sleep is bad for you... WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU, FOR FUCK SAKE?!

 

WORD

 

Around 50,000 people die each year from alcohol poisoning. Similarly, more than 400,000 deaths each year are attributed to tobacco smoking.. Norml.org

Annual US Deaths from causes:
Tobacco 435,000
Alcohol* 110,640
Prescriptions† 32,000
Overdoses‡ 16,926
NSAIDS 7,600
Caffeine 2,000
Marijuana 0
* Does not include alcohol-related crashes or murders.
† Adverse reactions to prescription drugs
‡ Overdoses and poisonings from legal and illegal drugs.

wow not even close to the ZERO deaths a year from Marijuana.


There have been no reports of lung cancer related solely to marijuana, and in a large study presented to the American Thoracic Society in 2006, even heavy users of smoked marijuana were found not to have any increased risk of lung cancer. Unlike heavy tobacco smokers, heavy marijuana smokers exhibit no obstruction of the lung's small airway. That indicates that people will not develop emphysema from smoking marijuana.http://www.drugpolicy.org/marijuana/factsmyths/#tobacco


Myth: One joint equals one pack of (or 16, or maybe just 4) cigarettes

Some critics exaggerate the dangers of marijuana smoking by fallaciously citing a study by Dr. Tashkin which found that daily pot smokers experienced a "mild but significant" increase in airflow resistance in the large airways greater than that seen in persons smoking 16 cigarettes per day.(7) What they ignore is that the same study examined other, more important aspects of lung health, in which marijuana smokers did much better than tobacco smokers. Dr. Tashkin himself disavows the notion that one joint equals 16 cigarettes. A more widely accepted estimate is that marijuana smokers consume four times as much carcinogenic tar as cigarettes smokers per weight smoked. (8) This does not necessarily mean that one joint equals four cigarettes, since joints usually weigh less. In fact, the average joint has been estimated to contain 0.4 grams of pot, a bit less than one-half the weight of a cigarette, making one joint equal to two cigarettes (actually, joint sizes range from cigar-sized spliffs smoked by Rastas, to very fine sinsemilla joints weighing as little as 0.2 grams). It should be noted that there is no exact equivalency between tobacco and marijuana smoking, because they affect different parts of the respiratory tract differently: whereas tobacco tends to penetrate to the smaller, peripheral passageways of the lungs, pot tends to concentrate on the larger, central passageways.(9) One consequence of this is that pot, unlike tobacco, does not appear to cause emphysema.
http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/hemp/general/gier1.htm#myth3

Not including Marijuana actually has Medical value.

 

The alcohol related deaths on this chart would triple if it included crashes/murders influenced by alcohol.

 

NORML, lol...

 

Do you ever hear of a guy smoking a couple of joints then going home and beating his wife?