Pop Quiz: Lebron James gets the ball on a fast break, only Kobe Bryant is back to play defense. It's late in 3rd Quarter and Kobe has 4 fouls. Lebron picks the ball up and carries it 5 steps, he then trips over his own two feet and falls out of bounds. Kobe Bryant is in the general vicinity. Do the NBA fuckaficials: A) Call the foul on Kobe B) Award the ball the the Cavs out of bounds. C) spin their heads around 3 times and puke up pea soup because their two superstars have just engaged in a battle of the minds.
D) They find Artest is watching the game from the stands, and they give him a flagrant 2 and eject him.
Amar'e Stoudemire is suspended for leaving the bench and somewhere near the concession stands Rondo bitch slaps Brad Miller