UTM Black Mamba: Answers

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  1. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Huevonkiller
    Favorite 5-10 ballers ever not on the Lakers?
    -Michael Jordan
    -Larry Johnson
    -Dennis Rodman
    -Gilbert Arenas
    -Fuck it, Caron Butler. I couldn't leave him off. 1 season doesn't count :]

    What would you change about the Obama administration; what pressing issue troubles you the most that is not being handled right?
    The issue must bothering me right now is North Korea. We need to put our foot down and not let them fiddle fuck around. They are about to put American journalists on trial and make a mockery of them because they're American, right? We can't let that happen. I also hope he doesn't cave in and let those torture photos to be released.

    You work out a lot, would you ever consider doing steroids?
    Fuck no.

    Do you support the bailouts?
    In some ways. I think the people in charge of these corporations should be held accountable for their mistakes and not get these gigantic bonuses. But we can't let the American economy completely crumble.

    Who's are the best three fighters in the MMA and why?

    -Fedor Emelianenko- the guy is a warrior. One bullshit loss on his record.
    -Anderson Silva- The p4p best fighter IMO. He is so lethal with his strikes
    -GSP - World class wrestling, dominant strength, and KO power? Come on...the guy is an athletic freak.

    Best place to get Pizza? :O
    New York City :]

    tim
    Yes or no?

    Trick question...

    Maybe.

    Main Event
    What is the first thing you do when you wake up?
    Brush my teeth and get head from Brian's mom.

    How many countries have you been to?

    One outside of America, that shit hole Mexico.

    What was the first professional sports event you went to?
    That I can remember? A Dodgers game in 1993 during August. It was like 105 out.

    What is your current desktop wallpaper?

    http://www.wallpapergate.com/wallpaper21489.html

    If you had to move out of the US, where would you go?
    Italy. I've always wanted to go there.

    Do you have any funny, drunk stories?

    I've banged a chick in the middle of the street drunk as fuck one night. In the middle of the light being put off by the street light, too. Plenty of pool stories. One night me and a bunch of buddies drove around our town blaring Backstreet Boys and screaming it out loud (the driver was sober).

    Did I ask too many questions?
    Is Brian gay? Is DaRizzle a Blazers' fan?

    Swish
    Jack Bauer vs. John Frusciante. Who wins your love?
    Jack Bauer by far, bitch.

    Admit it, you pretend to like MMA for the fights but you really just love the sweaty half naked men rolling around. Right?
    Oh yes! I love Tyson Griffin's ass!

    Can I have a caramel frappachino with whipped cream?
    If you want to be a fat ass.

    At what age did you realize you were a total douche?
    I'm not a douche. I'm an asshole. There is a difference.

    Lakers - Magic in a seven game series. How many games does it go too.
    Well, both teams have a problem protecting big leads. I'm taking Lakers in 6, even though you handled us twice this year.

    JE
    Why is it that you can call me a dipshit and a pussy in random threads, but when I respond in kind I get nasty messages to knock it off and keep it civil?
    Why is it that I'm better than you?

    Legacy
    Thoughts on the Warriors.
    They suck and will continue to suck. They need a legit post presence.

    Thoughts on Vince Carter.
    All flash, not a real winner.

    How gay is Brain?

    Brain? How gay is your brain? As gay as you are--100%.

    Why is Assfar a ***got?

    Who the fuck is assfar?

    Who wins in a fight, me or Franklin?
    I'm going with you by virtue of I don't know who Franklin is. And Franklin is a douchey name.

    Blazers' Fan
    How many paint chips did you eat as a kid?
    Enough to be insane.

    How many different men have you thought were your father at some point in your life?
    What a retarded question. You can't try and make fun of me a better way?

    How many dudes have you made out with?
    Why are you picturing me making out with dudes? This Blazers' fan has a crush...

    cmac44111
    You're in a car, getting away from a hurricane. You pass by a bus stop where there are three people. There is an old lady who needs to go to the hospital, your best friend who saved your life once and the girl of your dreams. Your car can only fit you and one other passenger. What do you do?
    The old bitch is going to probably die soon. I don't need the girl of my dreams, there are plenty out there. Bros before hoes!

    Big Frame
    Lets say you and your "wife" get locked in the octigon, what senerio is most likely to happen?
    A- She knees ya in the mid-section, and you cry like a lil bitch
    B- She puts you in a RNC, and chokes you out, when you wake up you cry like a lil bitch
    C- You run around, flaing your hands screaming "please dont hurt me, please dont hurt me" like a lil bitch

    B- RNC. I'd roll around with her any day, any time.


    Who do you think will be the better QB, Sanchez or Stafford?

    Stafford. I think Sanchez has bust written all over him.


    Whats your opinion on Shannon Brown?

    Love him. Should be the Lakers' starting PG.

    Bahir
    Ok, I need a shemale opinion about something, and I can only stay for a second. Mamba, who do you think lies more: cyborgs or robots?
    Ask huevonkiller.

    igotask8board
    Any thoughts on Von Wafer?
    He is a hot head. Talented, but not worth the headache.

    Did you think T-Mac was ever a better scorer than Kobe at any point in his career?

    I think at a point, he was more talented, but Kobe's always been the harder worker.

    If the Lakers lose....does not compute, okay I get it.
    Phil Jackson needs to be fired.

    My arms are too small, I tried hitting the bench press and dumbbells (curls). What are some other good workouts? I want to work on the same muscles that push ups work out, but I heard all of the muscles in your arms get used during push ups. I can only do so many push ups.
    Isolation curls, preacher curls, 21's, curls with the cable. Switch up your work out, take protein, and give your muscle's proper rest.

    Lost One
    1. Who do you like more, me or huevonkiller?
    You're more OG than huevonkiller. I can't pick, though.

    2. What do you think of Franklin's creepy ass going on Myspace, stalking you just to find your profile? What would you do if you see him in real life? Would you say hi?
    He needs a life if he is stalking me. Who the fuck is Franklin? Is he the dude that stalked you?

    3. If DaRizzle came to Starbucks and ordered something what would you do?
    We'd give him the douche bag treatment. Let his espresso shots expire, milk too cold or too hot, put some coffee grounds in there, give him decaf, and put his drink on the counter and not call it out.

    4. Who do you think would win in a fight, me or Yama, and who do you think is more thug.

    Like I said, you're OG.

    5. What are your top 5 favorite movies, and your favorite actor/actress.
    It always fluctuates: Gladiator, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, American History X, Man on Fire.
    Denzel Washington, Robert De Niro, Edward Norton, Christian Bale.

    6. I will be sad when Prison Break ends, what other show do you recommend me to start watching besides 24 and Rescue Me because they are gay.
    Your gay. I'd get my hands on the Shield, however it is over for good. I'd watch all the seasons, though. The Wire, too. But that is over. I need some new shows, too.

    7. Do you think you can take Smitty in a fight?
    Yes. Sorry J, I'm too quick for you unless you've dropped some weight :]

    Celtic Fan
    Since you work so damn close to Team Quest in Temecula.. why in the 7 hells don't you go train some MMA there?!?!?

    seriously.. why the hell not?

    It is something like $99/month. I can't afford that right now.
     
  2. DaRizzle

    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    Dont worry, Im not gonna give some douchebag $3 for a cup of coffee who has the audacity to put a tip jar up
     
  3. Big Frame

    Big Frame Well-Known Member

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    I hope your right.
     
  4. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    That is cool. That tip jar gets me $50 a week. I'll take it.
     
  5. Umair1

    Umair1 Clutchcity

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    My friend is doing MMA training, its $150/month. Fuckkkk that!
     
  6. huevonkiller

    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    Thanks for the answers dude, very cool.

    Lol Legacy get the spelling right dude. And Lost One is pure thug, no disagreement there. :)
     
  7. Legacy

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    shit, I always fuck up his name lol.
     
  8. NJNetz

    NJNetz BBW Banned

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    Looking for new shows? Maybe you should check out "Lie to Me" with Tim Roth. The season just ended, but you can catch the episodes on hulu.
     
  9. Lost One

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    Nice answers. lol. I am a OG

    Yama is an idiot, this is like the 50th time he called me Brain.
     

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