I completely forgot about Stella. They aren't really well known but they are so funny, I thought there show was so funny on comedy central.
No love for Jerry Seinfeld? Just saw him down here in Eugene... he's great. Carlos Mencia? Fuck you. Hedberg is my favorite: [video=youtube;IueXtzdC6kA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IueXtzdC6kA[/video]
LOL I miss Mitch's Comedy so much! "I got a do not disturb sign on my hotel door. It says do not disturb. Its time to go with don't disturb. Its been do not disturb for too long. We need to embrace the contraction. Don't disturb, do not psyches you out. "'Do,' alright I need to disturb this guy... 'Not,' SH*T!I need to read faster!" I like to wear do not disturb signs around my neck so that little kids cant tell me knock knock jokes. "Hey, how you doin', nephew." "Knock Knock?" "Read the sign, punk" http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg
lol yeah.. if you get a chance go through that wiki link with the joke.. it basically has all his one liners written out for you to read one at a time.
more Mitch "This is what my friend said to me; he said, "Guess what I like, mashed potatoes." It's like,"Dude. you gotta give me time to guess. If you're gonna quiz me, you must insert a pause in there." "I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, "I hear music", as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work." "One time, this guy handed me a picture of him, he said,"Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger. "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." "You son-of-a-bitch! How'd you pull that off? Lemme see that camera... what's it look like? "
Teachers at my school said Mitch was just a weird dude, but he was really funny in school. But he didn't have the same delivery we are all accustomed too. There is a vid somewhere online of his old old stuff, its the same jokes, but hte delivery wasnt the same, and it just wasn't as funny. I never liked Chris Rock's stand up. I didn't think it was jokes, just obvious things said in a really loud screaming voice. Never liked him, or his stand up at least.
