I want this guy on my team when me and my friends play "Over the line" (like home run derby) on Thanksgiving mornings
When he drives, he drives 300 mph. When he has sex with a teacher, the entire high school staff gets pregnant, even the men. When he talks to God, God asks him if he wants "fries with that". barfo
Some footage of Harper, including the 502 foot homer in Tropicana Stadium. [video=youtube;liS3kGvQ9Bk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liS3kGvQ9Bk[/video]
That was mentioned in the article. It's still completely ridiculous for a 16 year old. How do you know? The video showed him doing drills with the Yankees. You don't throw from your knees in drills, you do it in games.
I thought this was an April Fool's article at first. The kid has unbelievable tools at a very young age. Of course, baseball requires so much more than just physical tools. Hopefully he can keep learning the game and be ready to make a splash in the bigs sometime soon. Ed O.
I know. Harper seems a bit ridiculous, like a player generated by a cheat in a video game. "Okay, a catcher who throws out base-runners like Pudge Rodriguez, hits like Mickey Mantle, runs like Rickey Henderson and can play any position. Oh and just for fun, give him a mid-90s fastball."
And he'll have a bad back and hurt knees after 4 years in the majors. Better got him out from behind the plate now.