OT: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

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  1. BTOWN_HUSTLA

    BTOWN_HUSTLA NOW BUZZ KILLINGTON

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    Let's try this out. check out Bill simmons tweets.

    Statement just released by Milwaukee Bucks to their fans: "Dear fans, go eff yourselves. Die. We hate you. Go away."

    Statement No. 2 from Bucks to fans: "We wanted cap flexibility so we could sign Bobby Simmons to another $50 million deal in 2010. Eff you."

    Statement No. 3 from Bucks to fans: "Any time you can turn the No. 6 pick in 2007 into 3 expiring contracts, you have to do it. Drop dead."

    Statement from Minnesota to its fans: "Good news! We have the No. 5 + 6 picks in a 4-player draft! Wait, where are you going?"

    guy is a Blazers hater, but he is on fire! :biglaugh:
     
    BTOWN_HUSTLA, Jun 23, 2009
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  2. BTOWN_HUSTLA

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    Re: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

    oops, supposed to be OT
     
    BTOWN_HUSTLA, Jun 23, 2009
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    Re: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

    Bill Simmons sucks
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Re: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

    Bill Simmons can lick my balls.
     
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    Re: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

    let him know!
     
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    Re: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

    I just don't find the man funny.

    Ed O.
     
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    Re: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

    I thought they were good. pretty spot on!
     
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    Re: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

    you guys suck, fine...merge this into stupid random thoughts thread. thanks!
     
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    Re: Statements from Teams to Fans (Bill Simmons tweets- HILARIOUS)

    It seems like a reasonable topic. I just don't find him funny is all.

    :)

    Ed O.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    If I ever met Simmons, I would love to ask him why he hates the Blazers so much.
     
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    He is funny.
     
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    I might do that too, but I'd probably do it while he's clutching his neck gasping for air because I just punched him in his throat.
     
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    I know he doesn't know anything about basketball, but . . .

    . . . the guy is funny to me. One of my highlights of the draft is reading his recount of watching the draft with his Dad. Great stuff.
     
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    Aside from that, I wonder why he loves the Thunder so much? All they they have are two SFs and a SG trying to play point. Dude gushes over them at every opportunity but calls the Blazer "overrated" in his last podcast with Chad Ford.
     
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  16. BTOWN_HUSTLA

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    posted this:

    @sportsguy33 http://bit.ly/PPDGj this is a discussion on you from Blazer fans wondering why you hate us.
     
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    I can care les if he hates us. That sounds more like pettyness. He just doesn't know the NBA nearly as well as he thinks he does. That, and his extremely lame hopping on the Bruins after they got good. What a fucking bandwagon loser. That pissed me off. Fuck him. Throw your kids in front of the tv while you write your next shitty article Bill. Screw ESPn for payng him. He's trash. Relates to my comments in another thread, but if one of us was paid to write about sports, we would do 10X the quality he does.
     
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    I think Bill Simmons hates in the right way, I find him amusing even when he rags on the Lakers....Now if u guys read TJ Simers, now that a cazy asshole hater
     
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    I think he's hilarious.
     
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    Those were pretty funny lol especially the one about the T-Wolves hahahahaha
     
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