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    The coroner is reporting that the cause of death was choking on eight year old meat.
     
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    Re: Merged: Michael Jackson has Heart Attack / Passes Away

    Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect. He was found in the children’s ward having a stroke.
     
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    Re: Merged: Michael Jackson has Heart Attack / Passes Away

    Little Timmy, telling the class about his weekend visit to the Jackson residence, said "...and then Michael stuck his pee pee in my ass!". The teacher appalled by Timmy's foul language quickly jumped in, "Timmy! Rectum", to which Timmy replied, "Wrecked him? It bloody killed him!"
     
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    Re: Merged: Michael Jackson has Heart Attack / Passes Away

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a bag of marshmallows? Not much. They're both white, make children's faces all sticky and will be roasted in a fire soon.
     
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    Re: Merged: Michael Jackson has Heart Attack / Passes Away

    Funeral arrangements have been announced for Michael Jackson. It will be held at Chucky Cheese that way he can get all the little boys to cum one more time.
     
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    Re: Merged: Michael Jackson has Heart Attack / Passes Away

    Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with.
     
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    Re: Merged: Michael Jackson has Heart Attack / Passes Away

    Michael Jackson, mother Theresa and George Bush were flying on an airplane full of elementary school children. The engines die and the plane is about to crash. There are only 3 parachutes. Mother Theresa:We have to save the children! George Bush: Screw the children! Michael Jackson: Do you think there's time?
     
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    Re: Merged: Michael Jackson has Heart Attack / Passes Away

    What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!
     
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    Re: Merged: Michael Jackson has Heart Attack / Passes Away

    Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
     
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    Re: Merged: Michael Jackson has Heart Attack / Passes Away

    Farrah Fawcett was a good girl.

    When she died God gave her one wish.

    She asked God to make the children of the world safe.

    So God killed Michael Jackson.




    Children of the world no longer have to worry about being grabbed by the Jackson five.
     
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    Re: Merged: Michael Jackson has Heart Attack / Passes Away

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    "What do Jackson and Wal Mart have in common? They both have boys pants half off."

    "Q: Why did Michael Jackson die at 3:15? A: “It’s when the big hand touches the little hand”

    "Michael Jackson died in LA last night. They took him to the morgue. He didn't get stiff until he went past the children's ward."

    "How was Michael different from acne? Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about 13."
     
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    knock knock

    who's there?

    little boy blue.

    little boy blue who?

    Micheal Jackson.
     
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    Why did MJ die? His heart couldn't "beat it"

    :(
     
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    Farrah Fawcett had one wish before she died: For all the children in the world to be safe.

    ..The next day Michael Jackson died
     
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    Re: Merged: Michael Jackson has Heart Attack / Passes Away

    You beat me to it
     
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    The results of the Michael Jackson autopsy came back. He choked to death on a little bone.
     
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    Maris if you don't like this thread you can post in the other one.





    By the way, this just in....

    BREAKING NEWS
    MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.
     
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    Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob
     
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