Michael Jackson jokes

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  1. Денг Гордон

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    I was wondering when I'd see some Michael Jackson jokes. People have spent the last 5 years doing nothing but making fun of the guy, and then when he dies, all of a sudden he's a great loss to society, when society was just making fun of him the last 5 years. It's amazing that some people think it's okay to make fun of someone while they're living, but not okay to make fun of them when it can no longer negatively affect them because they're dead.
     
  2. ucatchtrout

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    Oh.... I had no problem making fun of him when he is alive.

    By the way, who do you suppose is blowing Bubbles now?

    Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin stayed the night.

    And did you know that Jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will be wearing black armbands in memory of Michael Jackson? A man who rode more three year olds than anyone in history.
     
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    This just in................ Michael Jackson did not die from a heart attack rather suffocation he apparently choked while sucking his blanket……
     
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    Sinobas Banned User BANNED

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    Have any of the late night talk show hosts like Leno or David Letterman been making jokes like these? It might be something Bill Maher would attempt.
     
  6. ucatchtrout

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    Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney films?
    A: Disney films can still touch kids.
     
  7. Денг Гордон

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    I have read your thread out of curiosity and don't think it's a good idea to make fun of anybody when they die. Maybe you have not had any major deaths or losses in your life yet, but it is horrible. I have lost too many people to make light of anybody passing away. This comes from me, the guy who probably cracks on others on here more then anybody else. Just think about it.
     
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    Man, I wish I'd done something else with the last 90 seconds.

    Reminds me of that time somebody told me I needed to check out this Really Funny Video of two girls and a cup.
     
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    +1 :cheers:
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    link?
     
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    I heard he had a heart attack when he saw that k-mart had boys pants half off.
     
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    Made fun of him when he was alive, why should it change when he dies?
     
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    :cheers: I heard he had a heart attack when he found out boyz2men wasn't a delivery service.
     
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    What was the first question the Jackson family asked the undertaker?


    Do you take plastic?
     
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    Jacko confesses

    [video=youtube;XYXkG_6Hf-I]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYXkG_6Hf-I[/video]
     
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    Sorry, not a big fan of child abuse jokes.
     
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    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    You hear how they tried to revive him?

    Took him to a children's hospital.
     
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    I didn't even crack a smile while reading any of these...
     
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