Shall I send you a virtual cake? Actually, it's a co-worker's birthday today so I brought a birthday tart (her choice) peach & pistachio frangipane.
You know how I know I'm a baller??????? Cause the guy who's wife I'm sleeping with on the down low just started a thread wishing me Happy Birthday!
you're lucky it's your birthday or else someone would go all grammar Nazi on you! happy b-day dude! this looks suspiciously like you...