"Tell them what they've won....."

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  1. BTOWN_HUSTLA

    BTOWN_HUSTLA NOW BUZZ KILLINGTON

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    :(

    http://www.blazersedge.com/2009/7/7/941034/studio-host-tony-luftman-will-not

    met him about a month ago at someone's bday party, he was a cool guy. that sucks, i actually liked the scthick.
     
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    You liked his shtick? You must be as drunk as the girl in you avatar :lol:

    Seriously, I did not like him as a broadcaster so I'm glad he's gone.
    However, I did like him as a person, so I'm bummed he's out of a job.
     
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  3. Mediocre Man

    Mediocre Man Mr. SportsTwo

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    I hated that shit.
     
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  4. BTOWN_HUSTLA

    BTOWN_HUSTLA NOW BUZZ KILLINGTON

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    tell em what they've won!

    a basketball game!

    that shit is money.
     
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    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    Oh man was that a tired gag. I mean, sure I laughed the first few times. But night after night after night.....

    They should really just show the live feed from the arena during half time. If I gotta stare at Blazer employees, I'd rather it be the dancers.
     
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  6. BTOWN_HUSTLA

    BTOWN_HUSTLA NOW BUZZ KILLINGTON

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    the more and more they did it, the better it was!

    boom goes the dynamite!
     
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    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    I'm sorry, but when there's a "restructuring" that results in the elimination of only one person, that's a firing.
     
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    That's him in his avatar!!!

    Luftman was cool, but I hated when he always said "and what have they won mike" and mike always says "a basketball game"
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I just sent my reel in to see about landing that gig! I'm gonna be the new host!
     
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    Haha, exactly.


    I had a friend who's wife cheated on him and then dumped him. When people would say he was dumped he would tell them it was a restructuring of her life, and he was just caught up in the numbers LOL
     
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  11. BTOWN_HUSTLA

    BTOWN_HUSTLA NOW BUZZ KILLINGTON

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    King Speed 4 Halftime Host. he'll do his webcam show with the lebronze cutout in the background!
     
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    I thought it was excellent surrealism theater. They made me laugh every time.

    Not so good for sports broadcasting, though.
     
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  13. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    They "restructured" the wrong guy. Michael Holton was even worse than Luftman. The two together were death. I couldn't stand to watch the halftime show and would either go do something else or flip channels.

    BNM
     
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  14. BTOWN_HUSTLA

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    the campiness of it all made it great. they were just reviewing the highlights of other games around the league.
     
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  15. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

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    There's a difference between campy and mindless repetition. After a while, even my 9-year old daughter grew tired of their schtick. In her words: "That joke's so funny the first time I heard it I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my dinosaur".

    BNM
     
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    LOL..the only difference is the documentation and the severance package. :D
     
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    The sarcasm loses some bite coming from a kid, because she could mean she fell off a stuffed animal dinosaur toy.
     
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  18. RickyRubio

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    What are you talking about? Holton is the shit. They both are really good, I just got sick of Tony always saying "And what have they won"

    Why you trynna take the black man down?
     
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  19. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    I nominate KingSpeed, too.

    After every loss we get to see one of his epic meltdowns.
     
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  20. alex42083

    alex42083 Thanks Brandon

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    Yay! No more corny schtick!

    Bad news... Bob Akamian might be the total opposite.. "boring"

    My vote.. give it to HCP
     
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