Harry Potter fan commits suicide. Hilarity ensues

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  1. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    :drumroll:
     
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    Perhaps they could of bought him the book...
     
  3. RickyRubio

    RickyRubio He Hate Me

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    This happened in 2005
     
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    Do you mean one similar, or this exact story?
     
  5. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    Yeah...... he did realize that the movie was based on a novel?
     
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    Haha, I wonder if that was his last thought when he was pulling the trigger.

    "Shit, didn't I already read that Snape killed Dumbledore?"
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    At first I was sad that Dumbledore was killed..... but actually I'm relieved, because the current Dumbledore sucks ass.
     
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    Yeah, his voice is dreadful. The original Dumbledore was exactly how I pictured him.
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    The original Dumbledore actually had talent. The current Dumbledore is just creepy... Pedo alert!
     
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    chris_in_pdx OLD MAN

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    Well, duh, he's gay!

    (completely joking for our resident rainbow people)
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I know what they could've done for him. Got him laid.
     
  12. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    I haven't seen a single Harry Potter movie.

    I think I'd rather watch re-runs of C-Span.
     
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    alex42083 Thanks Brandon

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    :biglaugh::lol::clap:

    What the hell is wrong with some people... geezus..
     
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    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    I'll admit I was peeved when I finished the book in a 9-hour binge and found out SPOILER. I threw the book across the room.

    Haven't seen a movie since the first one. I'm generally not good with watching movies where I know what it should be like. Started with the Firm, and then Return of the King was the end of it for me. :(
     
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    alex42083 Thanks Brandon

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    Thanks for ruining it for me. :banghead2:
     
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    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

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    Sorry. Edited.

    BTW, Darth Vader is Luke's father.
     

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