List your Fav. Movie Quotes.Here are a few of mine:Brain Fantana-"Panda Watch! The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off." -AnchormanHutch-" A floater. Nothing harder to solve than a floater. No prints, body's usually bloated, it's next to impossible. All right, I say we push it out and hope the current pushes it down to the next precinct. " -Starksy and HutchWhite Goodman-It's called the Freedom of Information Act, Kate. The hippies finally got something right! Ha-ha! Just kidding. But not really. -Dodgeball
this isn't from a movie, but it's my all-time fav family guy moment:the griffin's are watching tv. the show is "kids say the darndest things".Bill Cosby- "It's okay, take your time. Then what happened?"little girl- "he said he'd kill me if i ever said anything."bill- "do you remember what he looked like?"girl- "yeah. He had a scar on his arm, and he had a big, stupid doo-doo head."Bill- " A big stupid doo-doo head!" and he starts laughing hard.haha, i guess you had to be there..
Anything from Home AloneAfew from Grandma's Boy, these are classic...-Once I gave Charlie Chaplin a hand job-Wow, was he silent?-Not after I got thru with him-Dude, where do you get your weed from?-From you Dante-Oh...thats right
Napolean Dynamite"So what did you for your summer vacation, Napolean?""I spent it with my uncles, hunting wolverines in Alaska""So did you shoot them?""They were trying to attack my cousins, what would you do in a situation like that?""So what did you shoot them with?""A freaking 12 gage, what do you think?"I may not have got that exactly right but damn, there are so many good quotes from that movie.
Man i loved Grandma's Boy i thought it was hilarious.Alex: Don't Lions eat Deer? Dante: Woah, Your right. Dr. Shakalu we need to be careful with that <Censored>Alex: Dude, your bed is a car... Jeff: Yeah, but it's a sweet car.
there are SOO many from 40 year old virgin:Guy with curly hari say these:"yeah man. everyone rides a bike.. when they're <Censored> six.""( replying to "there's something wrong with her underwear") Yeah, it's not in my mouth."Main Character:"yeah, man. no one wants to hear that <Censored>."" yeah.. i love titties.""you know when you feel a woman's breast, and it feels like a bag of sand.""i was nailing her, and she was like 'yeah! you're nailing me! cool!' ""She was down for sex, all the time. she was liek 'yeah, let's screw.' ""do me now yo-yo master! i want you to do me bc you're the yo-yo guy.""yeah, i remember her. she was a hoe.. for sho.""yeah, she was hurtin'.. for a squirtin'.""so your fine then?""I can see through your shirt. Niiice.."The Arab guy:"It's not about the butthole pleasures. It's not about the sit stained balls. It's not about the rusty trombone. [he goes on for a while..]"man, that movie is a <Censored> classic..
<u>AMERICAN PIE</u>She's gone! Oh my God, she used me. I was used. I was used! Cool!Stifler: "Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake." Jim: "They think you're an angel and... and I'm... I'm just some ungrateful dog rapist."<u>The Godfather</u>Vito Corleone: "Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family, can never be a real man."Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.<u>Next Friday</u>Mr. Jones: Hey, young man! You got knocked the fuck out!<u>Along Came Polly </u>Sandy: "I just sharted."Reuben: "I don't know what that means."Sandy: "I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go." <u>Full Metal Jacket</u>Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: !Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!Gny. Sgt. Hartman, Drill Instructor: Holy dog poop! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down.<u>Napoleon Dynamite</u>Kid On Bus: "What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?"Napoleon Dynamite (Jon Heder): "Whatever I feel like I wanna do, Gosh!" Uncle Rico: "I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon."Napoleon: "I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up."Uncle Rico: "Napoleon, it's looks like you don't have a job. So why don't you get out there and feed Tina."Napoleon: "Why don't you go eat a decroded piece of crap?"<u>Scarface</u>Tony: "All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one, you understand?" Bernstein: "Every day above ground is a good day." Frank: "Tony, don't kill me, please!"Tony: "I ain't gonna kill you."Frank: "Oh Christ, thank you! Thank you!"Tony: "Manolo, shoot that piece of crap!" Tony: "What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fingers and say, 'That's the bad guy.' So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!" Tony: "You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!" Tony:"Who you think you're messing with, man. I'm Tony Montana! You messin with me, you messin' with the best!"
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one, you understand?"</div> :beerchug: Classic.Agent Sands - "Bullfights. Bull hockey. Do you like this? The bull is stabbed, prodded, beaten. The bull is wounded. The bull is tired before the matador ever steps into the ring. Now, is that victory? Of course it is. Wanna know the secret to winning? Creative sportsmanship. In other words, one has to rig the game."
"If She was a president, she'd be Babraham Lincoln"-Garth on Wayne's WorldOk Big ConversationWayne- Uh Oh, Stacy at 3 O'clock. Don't make eye contact!Stacy- Hey Wayne, its our three month anniversary.Wayne- Stacy, we've been broken up for 4 weeks.Stacy- That still doesn't mean we can't go out.Wayne- Actually, it does, thats what breaking up is.Stacy- Well, don't you want to open your present? Wayne: If it's a severed head I'm going to be very upset Stacy: Open it. Wayne: What is it? Stacy: It's a gun rack. Wayne: A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack? Stacy: You don't like it? Fine. You know Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me. Wayne: I lost you 2 months ago. We broke up. Are you mental? Get the net! Hahaha one of the funniest movies I've ever seen in my life.
16 Candles....-Whats you last name-Long-...Whats your first name?-Dong-No more yankie my wankie, the Donger need foodBreakfast club....-Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place-Theres two types of fat people, theres fat people that were born to be fat, and there's fat people that were once thin, but became fat, so when you look at them you can kinda see that thin person inside-I just want to know how one becomes a janitor, because andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts-What do you need a fake id for?-So I can vote
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (nba dogmatist @ Apr 9 2006, 10:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>there are SOO many from 40 year old virgin:Guy with curly hari say these:"yeah man. everyone rides a bike.. when they're <Censored> six.""( replying to "there's something wrong with her underwear") Yeah, it's not in my mouth."Main Character:"yeah, man. no one wants to hear that <Censored>."" yeah.. i love titties.""you know when you feel a woman's breast, and it feels like a bag of sand.""i was nailing her, and she was like 'yeah! you're nailing me! cool!' ""She was down for sex, all the time. she was liek 'yeah, let's screw.' ""do me now yo-yo master! i want you to do me bc you're the yo-yo guy.""yeah, i remember her. she was a hoe.. for sho.""yeah, she was hurtin'.. for a squirtin'.""so your fine then?""I can see through your shirt. Niiice.."The Arab guy:"It's not about the butthole pleasures. It's not about the sit stained balls. It's not about the rusty trombone. [he goes on for a while..]"man, that movie is a <Censored> classic..</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: I remember that.
<u>Anchorman-</u>"I'm in a glass case of emotion! "-Ron"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker."-Ron "Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?"-Brick"Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live. "- Brian"Como estan, bitches?"-some spanish guyand the best one...."years later a doctor will tell me i have an IQ of 48 and am what some people call MENTALLY RETARDED"<u>Out Cold- </u> "Can you get an STD from a polar bear?" "Carpe the Diem. Seize The Carp.""Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong""Here's what I don't get, alright, is you met this chick and you got freaky-deaky with her and then poof. She disappears. How's there a problem with that? "
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>"Como estan, bitches?"-some spanish guy</div>BEN STILLER!!, you didn't recognize him?
