Onion Sport: Yao Ming!

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  1. TripTango

    TripTango Quick First Step

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    The Onion has been sold to China, leading to a sports news update on Yao's condition. Excerpt below.

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/yao_ming?utm_source=a-section

     
  2. Tyler_Hansbrough

    Tyler_Hansbrough Auto-tune the News!

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    Yao is hurt?
     
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    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    Yao cannot be hurt. Yao is immortal and transcendant, just like China.
     
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    Guards! Seize him!

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