So........ Part II

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    So I'm married and never have sex. I wish I could meet some 40 year old sexaholic cougar like some other people on here but have had no luck. Any advice?
     
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    Meditation, cold showers and salt peter?
     
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    craigslist.com

    lol
     
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    barfo: I just want to say one word to you - just one word.
    HCP: Yes sir.
    barfp: Are you listening?
    HCP: Yes I am.
    barfo: 'Plastics.'

    barfo
     
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    One word is the answer to your problems, HCP: Cunnilingus.

    Ok, maybe two words: Cunnilingus and guilt.

    If you get her off, she has to get you off. Or at least make you a sandwich. And you look like you enjoy sandwiches.
     
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    How old is Quick? I bet he'd give it up for you.
     
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    FUCK QUICK!
     
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    :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::clap::clap::clap:
     
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    Get yo ass on a treadmill HCP! ;)
     
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    HCP, I never see your wife in any of your pictures. Perhaps if you took her along with you to the green screen where you get these pictures shot (we know the ankle bracelet won't let you stray out of town) you'd get some.

    Your other option is diamonds. Lots and lots of diamonds.
     
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    HCP: Just how do you mean that, Sir?

    Yes, yet another classic, although somewhat obscure, Ben Braddick story. Interestingly enough, though, Mr. McGuire was right.......absolutely right.
     
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    This doesn't help, but it sure is funny...

    [video=youtube;TEMWxaJn4Ko]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEMWxaJn4Ko[/video]
     
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    Actually my wife is pretty hot. Don't know how pulled that one off.
     
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    Hey, you know, what? You're wife IS kind of hot. Just don't tell my wife I said that. I mean, unless they're getting together for some pictures. Then roll the cameras!
     
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