I have a 6 year old Pitbull and I took him into PetCo for a checkup and groom. As we were walking to the car I looked at him and he had two PetCo tennis balls in his mouth. They have an open bin in one of the isles and he obviously helped himself. Shook my head while he had this look on his face like "Yeah, and what?!"
That happened to me, too. Except replace "my dog" with "me," "PetCo" with "Best Buy" and "a couple of tennis balls" with "a Blu-Ray player."
At least he didn't eat your stash. You'd be following him around with a baggie for a while. Courtesy of Cheech & Chong