Carlos Mencia is the biggest fraud in show business

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  1. dpc

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    IDK man him and Eddie Bravo are close.... really close...
     
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    Actually, surprisingly that isn't the case. You can, and people do, make concrete boats, and they float.

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    I meant boats out of neutron star material. Let's see ya make a floating boat out of that, smart guy.
     
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    [citation needed]

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    Why, it's from Sail-Boat-Freak.com, of course! Where else?

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    Sail-Boat-Freak is a pretty well-known density-denier think tank. I figured you'd be quoting a non-expert who has an agenda.
     
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    I've got a dead guy here somewhere, let me bring him out and prop him up. Also I've got a petition signed by 31,000 people who have taken a ride on a boat. Or, at least, they are related to someone who may have.

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    Scientific consensus holds that boats cannot be made out of stars after those stars have collapsed. And no, constellations like Orion's Boat don't count, even if certain sites claim that they qualify as "boats." That simply betrays a fundamental misunderstanding of boats.
     
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    Then refute this: In the past 10 years, Orion's Boat has consistently not sunk. In fact, it seems to be riding higher. And chafing a bit.

    If it is really impossible to build a boat out of a collapsed star, you should be able to fail to do that in a lab.

    Besides, "consensus" starts with "con". Obviously anyone who claims consensus is conning you.

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    Look. The debate is over.
     
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    People who say the debate is over are lying, because they are afraid if they speak out they'll be destroyed (but not literally), and squashed. Possibly by a boat made from very dense material.

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    You poor fellow. Don't you realize you've been destroyed? I destroyed you by letting you publish your thoughts here in this thread.
     
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    But... but... I have a graph!

    [​IMG]

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    Which is clearly contradicted by this one. Please take note of the direction of the trend:

    [​IMG]
     
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    If you expand the scale of the x- and y- axis of your graph by a factor of 100,000,000,000,000, you cannot even see the letters "OMG!!". Therefore they do not exist.

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    There is no x- and y-axis.
     
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    I have a 98-page report from Dr. Lyman Shalbot, DVM, that shows, via meta-analysis, that they do indeed exist. He submitted this report to Congress to be included in the Health Care Reform act, but it was not included. Dr. Shalbot knows a bit about health care, as he was the first to develop penile implants for guinea pigs.

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    Dr. Shalbot also rationed those penile implants. That's why rich hamsters pretty much without exception go to Monaco, where a healthy culture of innovation allows them to get penile implants at will.
     
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    Hamsters, sure. Hamsters have always gone to Monaco. We are talking about guinea pigs here. Guinea pigs are taxed to death (33% increase!) and can't afford trips abroad. But they can just go to the emergency room to get an implant, so there is really no problem. Emergency room trips are paid for by the emergency room fairy, not the taxpayers. There is no reason guinea pigs should be required to have health insurance.

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