Congrats on starting a new gig! Today is my last day at my current jobber and on Monday I'm off to a new one. but I think I'm going backwards from a laid back but corporate job to a slightly more conservative small agency.
Hardly, I'm working in the rec center at WSU. I'm hoping this will tied me over until I find something better. Still, it's always fun to start a new job.
I just pretended to hire some dork today. Gave him a locker and everything! He's out washing my Impala right now. Wearin nothin but jeans!
As soon as you're settled in and comfortable, find a bottle of rubber cement and some lime green food coloring. Make a fake booger and leave it on the scanner for the next person to find...
Hey man, I thought that was a real gig. And there you made me wear tight jeans and bend over and smile at you while working on your "Impala" Bogus . . . I'm filing a BOLI complaint.