Delonte West looks like he fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch face first on the way down. Scottie Pippen looks like his face caught on fire, and someone tried to put it out with a meat tenderizer. Sam Cassell looks like his family tree is one long, straight trunk. Adam Morrison looks like he should be standing near the playground wearing a raincoat. Michael Ruffin's gums are taller than Hank, and his ears stick out like a boner in sweat pants. What's-his-face Noah looks like Brian Grant's face caught on fire and someone put it out with a fork.
I can't believe no one has gone with Larry Bird. He's my pick. Robert Swift gives him a run for his money though.
It might be genetic. His "nephew", William Pippen, (cough illegitimate son cough cough) is an unsightly pro baller too.
C'Mon Denny, you should know that we don't like personal attacks on here. Let's just talk basketball!
Everytime I see Pau Gasol I think he looks like the world's tallest homeless guy. I've seen him in person, dressed up for a night on the town - and he still looks like the world's tallest homeless guy. You'd think a guy who makes $16 million a year could afford a trip to Great Clips, a pack of disposable razors, and some clothes that didn't come off the rack at the local Goodwill store. Someone needs to tell Pau the grunge movement died with Kurt Cobain back in '94. BNM
