"one of these days your gonna laugh yourself to death, like your idiot hyena cousins! " Niners/Seahawks ok, 1-0, looking good. theres optimism in the air. i love my life, and im pretty sure there is a rainbow over yonder. crabtree who? holdout what? id rather talk about players we have on our team like Jean Francois, Ricky, whom is apparently a DT. and he has three first names, though addmitedly, one of them is french. id like to talk about our horrible passing game, but that comes back to crabcrotch, so ill stick with our amazing rushing attack. 21 yards rushing is a great average for a...what? ok we stink. passing game it is. it was nice to see vernon davis get some YAC, even if it was because he forgot that he doesnt care for a second or two. shawn hill had a decent game, nothing special, but it translated to a respectable 89.3 passer rating. Hill can manage a game, which is good because he cant carry a team, or even an offense for that matter. joy, we are finally average at QB! for now at least. the defense is beastly. Patrick Willis is a grown up who likes to hurt peoples feelings, while displaying no outward emotion. Nate clements is still trying to catch interceptions. dry bly has a cool name, and thusly, a popular jersey. our defense brings back memories, which is also what dreams are made of. so i like that. the seahawks beat up on a rams team that absolutely sucks. hard. they suck and they swallow. they blow carress and fondle the balls in a loving manner reminiscent of the way a homeless man savors his first beer of the day. they love flowers, and the way that they brighten up a room. fuck the seahawks, we are going to kick thier asses all the way back to seattle, and then we are going to go up there and kick thier asses all the way to st louis so they can join forces with the rams and try and put together a JV team for bowling green. i am getting progessively more and more drunk. PREDICTION niners-31 seahawks-27 edit: rep for the first person to name the movie the quote is from
Frank Gore is a beast. Niners might come away with the division. This certainly doesn't help Crabtree's leverage at all.
