Lakers Fans Chat Box

951 in the house ;]

 

WAR Cris Arreola!

I hope he can overcome the odds and KO Klitchsko tonight!

 

My major is Administration of Justice - Law Enforcement

 

The Chargers' offensive line is such fucking shit.

 

JaMarcus Russell is so fucking horrible.

He's thrown 2 more picks, today.

 

Stefan Johnson, USC RB, was rushed to the hospital today after a freak accident in the weight room. ESPN reported that a bar with a lot of weight fell onto his throat and he immediately started coughing up blood and bleeding from his nose. He was rushed to the hospital and surgery maybe required.

 

Probably fucking around.

I can't stand people who fuck around in the gym. I didn't do my chest today though because I kept picturing that shit happening lol.

I hate when my iPod dies @ the gym. I have to hear every stupid fucking **** and their conversation. You had the bro ***g who smoked 2 blunts, drank 2 beers, and ate a special brownie in LA on friday night and doesn't remember how he got home.

You had the stereotypical loud mouth, show off, arrogant black dude. He was hitting on any female that walked by him. He brought attention to himself with every lift by screaming out loud. Funny thing is, he had the worst fucking form I've ever seen in my life.

You had the big fat/strong white dude who likes to eye every one down.

God, I should buy another iPod to be my back up iPod.

 

I got into it with a 45-50 year old woman today in class. This lady has been starting shit with younger students and the younger teacher all semester long and I finally got sick of it.

I was late to class, I guess before I got there she started yelling @ the teacher that the test was way too hard (it was, it is a health class and the highest score on the test was 63--which means right now, nobody in Health 100 has a passing grade). The teacher got her to calm down and w/e. Then, we have to do these group presentations, so the group that was presenting on handling stress was up. After their presentation, the lady raises her hand and says something along the lines of, "It was alright. I would give it a C. It wasn't very in depth about handling stress on the outside, only within."

The teacher immediately cuts her off and tells her it doesn't matter what she thinks, because she isn't grading the presentation. The lady apologized and asked the group a question, "I have three sons @ home and on my refrigerator I have their names written on a white board. On that white board, I assign each one 2 cleaning tasks a day. When one of them doesn't do their chores, I get stressed and things become stressful @ home. How should I handle that?"

By now, the class is snickering @ her because this is getting ridiculous. However, I'm not even giggling because I'm sitting in the desk next to this old bitch. I turn to my body on the left of me and I go, "dude, this is why God made vodka, to handle stress like that." She heard to me say that to my friend and goes, "EXCUSE ME? WHAT DID YOU SAY?"

I turned to her and repeated what I said and she freaked. She goes, "DID YOUR MOTHER RAISE YOU TO BE AN ALCOHOLIC AND SOLVE ALL PROBLEMS WITH VODKA!?" At this time, I was like wtf, and I just start like laughing...and then she goes, "YOUR MOTHER SHOULD BE SO ASHAMED OF YOU! GO DRINK SOME VODKA!"

I then told her it was only 8:40AM, it is too early for Vodka, I'd settle for beer. She freaked again, but this time, said my mother was a failure at raising kids. I immediately started spewing uber pwnage. This isn't word for word, but close enough.

"Excuse me? My mother is the failure? My mother isn't the one sitting her in a class room with a bunch of twenty-something year old kids and asking those 20-something year old kids for advice on how to raise their own children. My mother isn't the one sitting her picking an argument with a 21 year old. My mother isn't the one who can't handle raising three kids. My mother raised 4 kids and works 32 hours a week as an office manager, so don't tell me my mother is the failure when you can barely manage your own life."

After that, she said she couldn't believe she was sitting in hell. She got up, put her hand in my face and said, "SCREW YOU."

My adrenaline and shit was going. It was my mother she was ragging, of course my protection instincts kicked in, so I was probably a little harsh on her, but the SCREW YOU put me over the top. The whole class is watching us now and I go, "You know what, get your fucking hand the fuck out of my face you fucking bitch. Get the fuck out of here before I say some shit that will really cut deep into you."

She packed her shit up and got the fuck out of that classroom, slamming the door. I thought I was going to be kicked from the class and dropped, but the teacher was laughing his ass off and said I could step outside if I needed a minute to calm down. He said that she had it coming to her and eventually someone was going to snap @ her.

I swear to God this is a true story, too.