OT: Eddy Curry

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  1. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    This probably should have been posted in the WTF thread but NO professional athlete should look like this:

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  2. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

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    the pointy hair is very slimming.
     
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    I don't think it is a problem if a professional bowler looks like that.

    That picture explains some things about Curry's game - or lack thereof.
     
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    So you think that he does not share a trainter with Dwight Howard?
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I wonder what some of the NFL lineman look like with their shirts off?
     
  6. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    How much does a lineman actually run during a play/game?

    An average NBA player runs about 5 miles during the course of a game. Eddy Curry should be ashamed of himself!
     
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    5 miles? Where do you get that figure from? 5 miles would be the equivalent of a player running end to end 280 times. I can't see most players doing that during an average game.
     
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    CelticKing The Green Monster

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    He should be banned from playing in the NBA. Only professionals allowed should be the motto.
     
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    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    Is he on an NBA roster right now?
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    He is still with the knicks. Last year of his contract.
     
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    That dude makes Zach Randolph look ripped.
     
  13. speeds

    speeds $2.50 highball, $1.50 beer Staff Member Administrator GFX Team

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    Is he about to do shirtless stand-up?
     
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    drexlersdad SABAS

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    player option for next year too. it is HIGHLY improbable that he opts out.
     
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    Probably just as flabby - but with a lot more muscle.

    Also, I bet when an NFL lineman tries to look "hard", he doesn't wind up looking like a little kid in the middle of a serious BM! :lol:
     
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    who gets tattoos on a fat belly?
     
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    Pro wrestlers?



    Hey, dude is thinking about his next career.....can't fault him for that! :ghoti:
     
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    Dang Beerboy, is that HCP's wife! Nice avy! :wub:

    LOL...scary. :NOTMARIS:
     
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    HCP's wife is a bottle of beer? I mean, I knew he pleasured himself with one, but I had no idea he married one.
     

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