Sorry if this has already been posted. Rudy is freaking hilarious. http://blogderudyfernandez.blogspot.com/2009/10/opening-up-to-say-naah.html Lovin' it.
The blog writer doesn't seem to know that know that Rudy is the backup to Shooting Guard - NOT Small Forward. And, yes, Rudy was good enough last season that the team may try finding time for Rudy at SF and PG as well, just to get him more "ticks". So, to be more accurate, the fake blog post should have been: "Hey Rudy, look over there at BRoy, Blake, Martel, Nic, and look at me. With all these talented perimeter cats how in the heck are you gonna get many ticks?"
I find it immensely racial that Miller pointed out only players of African-American descent. Why wouldn't Rudy get ticks from Blakey or Joel?