OT: 'Bron likes pigs?

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    Wouldn't it be a trip if James died of H1N1 before Magic Johnson died of HIV?

    Hope he doesn't have H1N1 and I hope he gets well soon...

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    I heard that 80% of the flu cases out there right now are swine flu.. and I also heard it is not much worse and actually can be better than if you have the regular flu.
     
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    crab flu
     
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    Not sure I believe that bit about it being better...they are now finding some lung issues in people with swine flu...but it's definitely not some crazy "Outbreak" type thing.

    On a related note, I'm eating a lot of bacon to increase my resistance to the swine flu.
     
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    Mistake. Swine flu is not transmitted via the digestive tract. What you need to do is stuff a lot of bacon up your nose.

    If that sounds a little painful, there are alternatives. With a mirror and a razor blade, you can chop the bacon into a fine dust which you can then snort. It might make you squeal.

    Another alternative is the volcano. Vaporize that bacon and suck it deep into your lungs.

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