LMA house for sale?

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  1. oldmangrouch

    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    Stern would be pooping blood soaked bricks....which is reason enough to try it! :clap:
     
  2. Shooter

    Shooter Unanimously Great

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    He definitely needs an upgrade. This kitchen is way too small . . .

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  3. LOTBfan

    LOTBfan dangling chad

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    thats probably the wet bar, not the kitchen :P
     
  4. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    can you even fathom what a 60 million dollar house in oregon would look like :nerd:
     
  5. LOTBfan

    LOTBfan dangling chad

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    Wow. Now THAT'S a nice backyard!

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  7. LOTBfan

    LOTBfan dangling chad

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    His backyard is lacking... I've seen bigger.

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  8. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
    It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
    one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
    But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
    They only talk to her, because,
    she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
    I mean, her butt, is just so big.
    I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
    out there, I mean - gross. Look!
    She's just so ... black!

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
    'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get with you
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But that butt you got makes me so horny
    Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
    You say you wanna get in my Benz?
    Well, use me, use me
    'Cause you ain't that average groupie
    I've seen them dancin'
    To hell with romancin'
    She's sweat, wet,
    Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
    I'm tired of magazines
    Sayin' flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back
    So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
    Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
    Shake that healthy butt!
    Baby got back!

    (LA face with Oakland booty)
    Baby got back!

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    I like 'em round, and big
    And when I'm throwin' a gig
    I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
    Now here's my scandal
    I wanna get you home
    And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
    I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
    'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
    I want 'em real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
    Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
    I won't cuss or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
    Till the break of dawn
    Baby got it goin' on
    A lot of simps won't like this song
    'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
    And I'd rather stay and play
    'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on
    So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
    If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
    Then turn around! Stick it out!
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back!

    Baby got back!
    Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
    to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
    My anaconda don't want none
    Unless you've got buns, hun
    You can do side bends or sit-ups,
    But please don't lose that butt
    Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
    And tell you that the butt ain't gold
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it
    So Cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that!
    'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
    And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
    You ain't it, Miss Thing!
    Give me a sister, I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice didn't miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    'Cause his girls are on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
    So ladies, if the butt is round,
    And you want a triple X throw down,
    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
    And kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back!

    (Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]
     
  9. BoBoBREWSKI

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    Great idea, but wouldnt that mess up the property taxes for the neighbors. :devilwink:
     
  10. BoBoBREWSKI

    BoBoBREWSKI BURP!

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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Ask your wife about my "little island".......... that was weak huh? Since I've changed the name, I'm losin my touch!
     
  12. Blazer_Hippie

    Blazer_Hippie Batum getting ballsy!

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    $60M house in Oregon...hmmm...perhaps he's buying this one?

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  13. LOTBfan

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    redrum!
     
  14. mrkorb

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    across the street from Maurice Lucas, R.I.P. neigh
    I love how you have to fill out a request form to get the house's address, but a Google Map of it's location easily available. Nice security there, bozos.
     
  15. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    Halvorson's Island.

    I'm sure the home has been updated since the late 60's, but it was pretty neat back then when developer Carl Halvorson (Mt. Park, Black Butte Ranch, Little Whale Cove) and his family lived there. Knew his daughter Kalli and hung out there a few times. Had a tower with a secret staircase.
     
  16. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    *edited*
     
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    Minstrel Top Of The Pops Global Moderator

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    He wants to upgrade, the Blazers want to upgrade.

    Everyone wins. Well, except Cleveland. They do get a talented big man and a very fine young man.
     
  18. MARIS61

    MARIS61 Real American

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    You're usually better than that. :tsktsk:

    Must be the lame name change.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Sorry, take it back.
     

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