I have it on good authority that Greg Oden blew his nose. Oh god, he's got pneumonia and nasal cancer.
Pneumonia AND nasal cancer.......oh my god the sky is falling.......the sky is falling.! The waking up thing was bad enough, but I think you can get a personal wake up trainer for that.
I also heard that the tissue he blew his nose with, somehow flew outside, caught wind and blew to LMA's house. Now LMA is sick with nasal cancer too!!!
LMA doesn't live there anymore. I believe LMA is selling that house because he doesn't want to play here anymore.