Wake Up Greg Oden.

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  1. BenDavis503

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    This just in. Greg went to sleep last night and has not woke up yet.

    Is he out for the year?
     
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    Uh, no, but it sounds like he's out for the night.

    :biglaugh:
     
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    I have it on good authority that Greg Oden blew his nose.

    Oh god, he's got pneumonia and nasal cancer.
     
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    Pneumonia AND nasal cancer.......oh my god the sky is falling.......the sky is falling.!:NOTMARIS::NOTMARIS::NOTMARIS::NOTMARIS::NOTMARIS::NOTMARIS::NOTMARIS::NOTMARIS: The waking up thing was bad enough, but I think you can get a personal wake up trainer for that.
     
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    I also heard that the tissue he blew his nose with, somehow flew outside, caught wind and blew to LMA's house. Now LMA is sick with nasal cancer too!!!
     
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    LMA doesn't live there anymore. I believe LMA is selling that house because he doesn't want to play here anymore.
     
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    KP doesn't like to buy PF's houses!
     
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    I can't tell if you are joking or not lol
     

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