Oden out tonight

I have a gash in my hand from a wrench slipping this last weekend.....

I also have a bruise on my calf.

 

Pau, Odom, and Walton were out last game and this upcoming one....i think they might all be out for the year

 

Shit if i was bangin' a Kardashian, i'd be out all year too!

 

add bynum to injury prone

 

Let's recap MIXUM's career:

Roy wins ROY, the team is on the upswing - doom and gloom.
The team goes on a 13 win streak, finishes .500 - doom and gloom.
The team does not trade Raef's contract, KP throws the team under the bus - doom and gloom and no playoffs bloom?
The team wins 54 games - As promised, MIXUM does not post until next year - only he does starting August, and it's doom and gloom
Greg is getting extra rest for a meaningless game - doom and gloom

T r o l l P r o n e

 

Mixy, can you get us a spreadsheet setup w/your injury prone people listed. I want to make sure my fantasy team is up to snuff!

 

How are they being vague? They said how it happened, they said where it is, they said what it is, they said he's feeling better but still a little sore, they said Jay Jensen just didn't want to test it in a preseason game.

Yao Ming is injury prone because his body just breaks because of his height and weight. His foot and legs just constantly give out from the pressure they suffer over the amount he constantly plays (thanks China for making him play each summer).

Greg's injuries last year involved him landing on someone's foot while having a 285 pound guy landing on his back; then his knee getting his square by Corey Maggette's metal knee brace. Clearly his body gave out on him.

NOW HE HAS A THIGH BRUISE WORLD OVER OH MY GOD. I have a bruise on my foot I should just chop it off.

 

MIXUM = Tweek from South Park

 

All this over a bruise?

 

its a bruise... for now

 

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Damn . . . I got tickets to tonight's game.

It's hard to freak out over someone missing a pre-season game when coaches hold players out due to a hangnails or back to back games. At the same time, I never know what to believe from Blazer managment when they report an Oden injury.

I am ready for the regular season . . . and let me make my yearly bitch about having to pay full price for pre-season games. I hate that! This is the first year I almost didn't mind because I couldn't wait to see Oden ( given what I have heard up to this point) . . . I hate pre-season!

 

And by next week it will be an ugly yellow* patch of skin ... and?



* colors may vary

 

It's clear that this is not a bruise, but a sign of the return of The Black Plague.

 

Yeah... with herpes of the mouth.

 

Here: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/players

It's everyone on this list.

 

Oden is injury prone.

there you go, now you can remove the statement "everyone refuses to admit he is injury prone" from your posts.

Hope things work out better for you from now on in your e-life.

 

ewww nasty.

 

*edited*