Bill Simmons trolls Portland... again

Discussion in 'Portland Trail Blazers' started by santeesioux, Oct 23, 2009.

  1. RoyIsClutch07

    RoyIsClutch07 Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2009
    Messages:
    1,116
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    38
    It was more of an additive. A joke if you will.
     
  2. ¹²³

    ¹²³ ¼½¾

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2008
    Messages:
    3,466
    Likes Received:
    30
    Trophy Points:
    48
    And this:

     
  3. hasoos

    hasoos Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2008
    Messages:
    9,418
    Likes Received:
    97
    Trophy Points:
    48
    I hope the Blazers do really well just so Simmons head explodes much like in the movie "Scanners".

    [video=youtube;HY-03vYYAjA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA&feature=player_embedded[/video]
     
  4. ebott

    ebott Active Member

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2008
    Messages:
    685
    Likes Received:
    165
    Trophy Points:
    43
    I don't think he's wrong. This take is basically correct if viewed in a bubble. We over paid to continue riding the L-Train.

    But that doesn't make him less of a ridiculously bitter biased jack face. This is just an example that nobody's always perfect. If you keep criticizing someone over and over and over again, eventually you're gonna be right.

    God I can't wait for the season to start.
     
  5. Wheels

    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2008
    Messages:
    16,262
    Likes Received:
    833
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Hood River, OR
    gotcha.. sorry not trying to jump on you lol.. just dont know who to take serious anymore in this place lately.
     
  6. andalusian

    andalusian Season - Restarted

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2008
    Messages:
    15,250
    Likes Received:
    14,681
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    San Marcos, CA
    Yeah, nothing says world domination like having Omer Caspi being +13 in 28 minutes, with Durant -16 in 26 minutes.

    That, right there, is the stuff legends are made from.

    http://scores.espn.go.com/nba/boxscore?gameId=291022025
     
  7. RoyIsClutch07

    RoyIsClutch07 Active Member

    Joined:
    Aug 15, 2009
    Messages:
    1,116
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    38
    lol.
     
  8. BenDavis503

    BenDavis503 Banned User BANNED

    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2009
    Messages:
    2,224
    Likes Received:
    23
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    Computer Geek
    Location:
    503
    We should all go an call him a fool.
     
  9. hasoos

    hasoos Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2008
    Messages:
    9,418
    Likes Received:
    97
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Sort of. A lot of people talk about Rashard Lewis contract being a bad contract as well. But I didn't see them bitching about that when Orlando was in the finals last year. My point being, as long as you compete for the highest honors in the NBA, the contract is probably worth every last friggin cent.
     
  10. Schilly

    Schilly Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2009
    Messages:
    3,161
    Likes Received:
    3,345
    Trophy Points:
    113
    More from Simmons

     
  11. ¹²³

    ¹²³ ¼½¾

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2008
    Messages:
    3,466
    Likes Received:
    30
    Trophy Points:
    48
    Yep. Look at post #22 of this thread. ;)
     
  12. Schilly

    Schilly Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 16, 2009
    Messages:
    3,161
    Likes Received:
    3,345
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Nah that would be too simple.
     
  13. MIXUM

    MIXUM Suspended

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2008
    Messages:
    5,983
    Likes Received:
    44
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    radio/mixmaster/club jock/syndication programmer
    Location:
    lurking in the shadows
    simmons 3 tweets

    tweet 1..

    sportsguy33 Also: How could I have a Portland grudge when A.) Breaks of Game is my fav book; B.) I demanded Port. for my book tour; + C.) I love Walton

    tweet 2..

    Come on Blazers fans: you can't be mad about my 41-41 pick. Gotta take 2-3 chances with picks or why even do them? BTW I will be vindicated.


    tweet 3..

    Portland fans are cracking me up. Reacted to 41-41 like my wife reacts when I take too long to react to "Do you like this dress on me?"
    gotta admit he is funny LOL! but he clearly hates this team
     
  14. BenDavis503

    BenDavis503 Banned User BANNED

    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2009
    Messages:
    2,224
    Likes Received:
    23
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    Computer Geek
    Location:
    503
    Do you watch Twitter all day? Is that what you do with your life?

    And no, he is not funny. That joke is not funny at all.
     
  15. Boob-No-More

    Boob-No-More Why you no hire big man coach?

    Joined:
    Oct 24, 2008
    Messages:
    19,094
    Likes Received:
    22,763
    Trophy Points:
    113
    That's pretty funny considering the Raptors signed Andrea Bargnni to a $50 million contract extension this summer. If Bargnani is worth $50 million (he's not, but it's what he got in this market), then Aldridge is an absolute STEAL at $65 million.

    BNM
     
  16. MIXUM

    MIXUM Suspended

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2008
    Messages:
    5,983
    Likes Received:
    44
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    radio/mixmaster/club jock/syndication programmer
    Location:
    lurking in the shadows
    no i get markers and make hcp signs....

    and i found them posted under comments
     
  17. MIXUM

    MIXUM Suspended

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2008
    Messages:
    5,983
    Likes Received:
    44
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    radio/mixmaster/club jock/syndication programmer
    Location:
    lurking in the shadows
    could be a PR move for simmons. make lots of blazer fans come to his signing in beaverton. regardless if they come to tell him to fuck off....they still come and worst case... he sells a few books.

    i doubt hes this smart but who knows. i mean its possible
     
  18. mook

    mook The 2018-19 season was the best I've seen

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2008
    Messages:
    8,309
    Likes Received:
    3,944
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Occupation:
    Buy a recipe binder at CookbookPeople.com
    Location:
    Jolly Olde England
    So he thinks we'll not only be worse than last year, but as bad as the year before that? The year that Travis Outlaw and Jarret Jack were our third and fourth biggest-minute players?

    Uh, ok.
     
  19. STOMP

    STOMP mere fan

    Joined:
    Sep 24, 2008
    Messages:
    11,465
    Likes Received:
    4,144
    Trophy Points:
    113
    Location:
    Marin
    aren't there restrictions against trading a guy after you've just signed them?

    I'm reminded of the line from Animal House when Bluto is talking about the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor...

    STOMP
     
  20. BrianFromWA

    BrianFromWA Editor in Chief Staff Member Editor in Chief

    Joined:
    Sep 9, 2008
    Messages:
    26,096
    Likes Received:
    9,073
    Trophy Points:
    113
    what, the "quiet, he's on a roll!" line? :)
     

Share This Page