John Canzano is...

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  1. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    If anyone deserves a "meet the Blazers' thread it's John...


    -A better journalist than fans give him credit for...

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  2. BlazerCaravan

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    Overly dependent upon the "use a one-sentence paragraph for an emotional impact" gimmick.
     
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  3. DeanMoriarty

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    Canzano was only good the first few times I read him.

    Then I realized I had to take him seriously.
     
    DeanMoriarty, Oct 24, 2009
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  4. The Sebastian Express

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    a great example of the falling standards in journalism and columnists.
     
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    Incapable of writing an article that doesn't include some ridiculous subplot.
     
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  6. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    is lucky to have a job considering he knows nothing about basketball!
     
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  7. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    ... really a human interest writer masquerading as a sports columnist.
     
    Nikolokolus, Oct 25, 2009
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    Bwahahahahahahahahaahaha!!!! Yes sir. I have never seen a journalist use this gimmick to the extent Canzano does. I skim through his articles just to get to the end, so I can confirm my hypothesis that John Canzano:

    Is an idiot.
     
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    A small bald guy that pulls shit from his ass and puts it in the newspaper.
     
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  10. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    a lucky bastard marrying anna song
     
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    ...in veritable transit....simply padding his journalistic resume, here, in Portland.
     
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    apparently flying first class to writing assignments while The Oregonian is cutting jobs, cutting sections of the paper, and cutting the payroll of his colleagues.
     
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  13. Boob-No-More

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    A shitstirrer who invents "facts" and doesn't believe in research.

    BNM
     
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    ...not worth the time it takes to read him. I stopped clicking his (& JQ's) links years ago.

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    Pretty much on the money. He is a pretty decent human interest writer, as well.
     
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    Didn't know who she was. I googled it. Glad I did it at home, and not work. Apparently also a pornstar by that same name.
     
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