In a shocking move Nate McMillan decided to fix Portland's point-guards inability to throw the ball into the post. "We have LaMarcus and we have Greg and both of these guys need the ball the post" he explained. "Somehow, our other guards were unable to deliver the ball to these guys in the post. We conducted a scientific experiment and found out that with out guards so small - they could not see over the defenders - and could not deliver the ball where it was needed". It is believed that 7-1 Pryzbilla will be able to see over most defenders and deliver the ball to the post, where the Blazers will immediately draw a double team, pass it out to an open Pryzbilla who will shoot uncontensted from behind the 3 point line. In other Blazers new, Kevin Pritchard called a press-conference where the cake was revealed.
“Regardless of where you are, you’ve got to work,” coach Nate McMillan told the Trail Blazers’ official Web site.