Sammy Sosa, WTF!

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  1. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    I have seen skin bleaching is popular in India, perhaps he found a similar product?
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    He looks like Michael Jackson!
     
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    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Wow, he went from the cream and the clear to the bleach and the bitch.
     
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    And the King of Baseball emerges.
     
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    BlayZa Misbehaving responsibly

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    haha awesome
     
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    He's fine. He's just broke, and since he was basically blackballed from baseball for compromising the integrity of the game in more than one way, he has turned to acting. They offered him the lead in the remake of "The Lost Boys', since Sutherland is too busy with "24", and he's trying to make up for his lack of acting experience by being in character 24/7. Give the guy a break, his only acting experience came from those vignettes he did for ESPN where he played the guy that accidentally used a corked bat and was accused of taking PED's.
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Obviously he's trying out for a new Vampire movie.

    Or he's incredibly sick in the picture, and...turning into a vampire.
     
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    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    well now my post seems like I'm a complete idiot.
     
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    Doesn't he know that the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice?
     
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    He sure is ugly.
     
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    It looks to me like a trick from the lighting. Flash bulb goes off and that's bright white, and the background is really bright white, too.
     
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    Different suit, different dress, different background... So why post it? There's no way that's from as recent as the OP's photo, is it?
     
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    Sammy's ridiculous. Now excuse me, I'm going to go out and get a tan.
     
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