Washington state man who had sex with horses in trouble again

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  1. MARIS61

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    One video showed a 45-year-old Gig Harbor man having sex with a horse shortly before he died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon on July 2, 2005.

    What bizarre journey does a guy's mind have to travel in order for this to be his epitaph?
     
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    LOL! I really need to be more careful. I think I really hurt Shooter's feelings and that wasn't my intention.
     
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    The one thing that this article was not clear on is was this guy pitching or catching?
     
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    I think that if you have a ruptured colon causing acute peritonitis, it means you were the catcher.
     
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    What I learned from this thread about Talkhard, who wants his opponents tortured in the current wars, is that he demands that others take on his attitude toward the subject of sex, that is, to be humorless and sensitive as a wilting flower. This is an example of why religious people are sometimes called hypocrites. If you're a tough guy, be a tough guy. If you're a nice humorous loveable guy, be one. You can't pick and choose when to be sadistic and when to be humorless about harmless jokes about yourself.
     
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    It's probably not a good idea to take anything anyone ever says on an internet forum too seriously. Sounds like the joke which has since been edited, yet quoted right below was meant in jest anyways. That being said, THAT IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT!! I don't like horses but I know they can be taught to walk, trot, canter, gallop, and more I'm sure. What command do say to the horse to make it do that?
     
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    "Hey Horse, give me some lovin'."

    It's actually very simple. Substitute any animal for 'horse' and the trick is the same. It works even for city folk.
     
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