what happened to Chutney?

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  1. deception

    deception JBB Banned Member

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    Raps vs. Bulls Game Thred

    Raps Starters

    Pg: Caledron
    Sg: Derozan
    Sf: Hedo
    pf: Bosh
    C: Bargs

    Bulls Starters

    Pg: Derrick Rose
    Sg: John Salmons
    sf: Luol Deng
    pf: Taj Gibson
    C: Noah

    Key Reserves: Hinrich, Brad Miller, James Johnson (raps were interested in drafting him) and pargo

    Game Notes: the raps matchup terribly with this team because the majority of their points come from the perimeter and its been well documented that the raps in the colangelo era struggle with scoring guards. plus, noah is a rebounding machine and we dont rebound very well. however, they are coming off a disheartening loss last night and are probably exhausted so the raps better win!!!

    Prediction: Raps win 111-96

    and in honour of remembrance day

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  2. Chutney

    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    Immanuel Kant happened to Chutney. I'm going to hand in this paper I've been working on by Friday the latest, so I plan to get the next game thread. Sorry for the lack of a heads-up.

    Not gonna be able to catch this game, but this matchup can go two ways IMO. Either it goes badly because we're lazy on the boards and Chicago kills us with second-chance points (eg: vs. Memphis, San Antonio). After the way we lost to the Spurs, it doesn't bode well that the Bulls are such a strong rebounding team. Or it can go really well because Chicago just isn't able to muster the offense to take advantage of our defensive problems (eg: vs. New Orleans, Detroit). After the departure of Ben Gordon, the Bulls really are a dramatically different offensive team (and by different, I mean worse).
     
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    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    I get the feeling that the ice cream cone is a metaphor for something. But I just can't figure out what it is. If only I were an English major!
     
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    I no fancy english major but maybe the two scoops of ice cream being eaten by Blake Lively and Leighton Meester is suppose to represent how the US economy is being devoured by these financial plans and schemes that look pretty on the outside but are empty on the inside. Or its suppose to be a penis, who knows.

    Back to the basketball though, I think Noah is gonna grab 30 boards against us.
     
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    shankyoass Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

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    The whole ice cream thing is obviously a metaphor for a penis. Can't believe no one got that :crazy:
     
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    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    Wow, I was totally off. I thought it represented their lifestyle and status as street-savvy irreverent youths who live large, yet hunger for the next level in life!

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    Chutney MON-STRAWRRR!!1!

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    Basketball-wise, I think John Salmons' performance will go a long way to determining how this game plays out. He's their most explosive outside threat IMO, and he hasn't shot particularly well so far this year. If DeRozan/Wright can keep him in check, then our "pack the paint" defensive approach may actually be effective against Derrick Rose and Luol Deng.
     
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    huevonkiller Change (Deftones)

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    Aw man, I miss that guy lol. Kush just isn't the same.

    Shake was a beast.
     
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    deception JBB Banned Member

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    something u know a lot about.
     
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    BasX I Win

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    Please win on my birthday
     
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    deception JBB Banned Member

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    i really like our chances because of what happened last night and rose is playing on a wonky ankle as well. btw, i posted photo of noah's girlfriend which contained nudity so crane or another admin erased it. here's a more appropriate photo, i think:

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    deception JBB Banned Member

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    happy birthday bro!!! too bad your stuck at brock on your birthday
     
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    It clearly represents ... sharing is caring.
     
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    BasX I Win

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    Just got home. Beer and game time :cheers:
     
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    No defense whatsoever.

    Fucking terrible.
     
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    shankyoass Ceci n'est pas une pipe.

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    yes, I do get my penis licked by girls quite often. how about you?
     
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    deception JBB Banned Member

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    i lost confidence in triano as a head coach. bargnani is doing shit all defensively and triano still wont substitute anyone else in. then triano experiments with the caledron, beli, turk, bosh, bargs (the no defense at all) lineup and the bullz build the lead. all he did was preach defense in training camp then he goes with that lineup who think defense is an infectious disease.

    this might be the most frustrating team ive ever watched because we have a head coach who simply is incompetent.

    notes
    -the bulls frontline are imposing themselves; noah is a beast
    -the bulls have a 7 point lead with rose and deng having sub par games
    -bosh is forcing it
     
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    deception JBB Banned Member

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    ask all the women in your family
     
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    we suck so baaaad!
     

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