Just Completed A 2-Day Marriage Enrichment Retreat With The Better Half

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  1. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Sure am gonna miss this place. :smiley-sadbye:


    In all seriousness, though, one of the things they emphasised was less individual "screen time" (i.e. internet, TV, games, etc.)...replaced with more "face time" between the spouses.

    Couldn't hurt.................................I suppose. :)

    EDIT: BTW, in case you were wondering....she's sleeping right now.........so I'm currently off the hook. (OK, I'm always "off the hook", but you know what I mean. ;) )


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    you are done for.
     
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    Why did you bother with a freakin retreat. All you need is ucatchtrouts "Guide to a Happy Marriage". Its a quick read. One sentence. And its easy to remember.
    "Happy wife, happy life."
     
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    Is it like one of those sex camps on HBO's real sex? If so I hope you didn't hurt yourself.
     
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    In the same vein as ucatchtrout's book....If she ain't happy, ain't NOBODY happy.
     
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    My secret (married 29 years) is to let her spend all the money.
     
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    So that's what happens to the millions in ad revenues.

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    Did you tell everyone about your online friends in the little "group therapy" sessions?
     
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    :lol:

    Uhm, no.
     
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    Please don't tell me you had to pay for this "retreat".
     
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    ABM, you are a chump! I was on here during my wedding ceremony! BROS BEFORE HOZ!
     
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    Dr. barfo's prescription for 2-day marriage enrichment retreat:

    1 hotel room, swanky
    4 bottles wine, assorted
    1 bottle viagra

    ABM, just put a check in the mail to me, thanks.

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    That's "THE" most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. If that's the case, then you're the chump.......brah.

    In fact, I challenge you to go ask your buddies, MB and Rice - even Tone, what their take is on the matter. I'm sure it's a lot closer to mine than it is yours.
     
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    You know I'm messing with you. Good for you. Been married 6 years, and the one thing I've learned is that I will never win an argument no matter what.
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    :lol:

    Now, that's more like it. :)
     
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    Foreplay to a guy who talks like that is 30 minutes of begging.
     
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