STUDENTS' ACTUAL ANSWERS ON TEST PAPERS 1. H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. 2. To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. 3. When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. . 4. Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is water and gin. 5. A super saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold. 6. Liter: A nest of young puppies. 7. Magnet: Something you find crawling all over a dead cat. 8. Momentum: What you give a person when they are going away. 9. Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives. 10. The pistol of the flower is its only protection against insects. 11. A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is. 12. To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose. 13. For a nosebleed: Put the nose much lower that the heart until the heart stops. 14. For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat. 15. Germinate: To become a naturalized German. 16. The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. 17. Blood flows down one leg and up the other.
