Q. If you see a UO football fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him? A. It could be your bicycle. Two gentlemen were walking through a cemetery when they happened upon a tombstone that read: "Here lies Bill Richards, a good man and an Oregon fan." So, one of them asked the other: "When the hell did they start putting two people in one grave?" Q: What do you call a drug ring in Eugene? A: A huddle. Q: Four University of Oregon players are in a car, who's driving? A: The police.
I'll regret this as this isn't my kind of joke, but..................... Q. What does a bowling ball and an OSU cheerleader have in common? A. They both get fingered, thrown in ther gutter, but come back for more.
Why do Beaver fans wear orange? So they can root for their team on Saturday, go huntin' on Sunday and pick up trash by the roadside the rest of the week.
were you the one who sent that in to Wheels at Work yesterday? that was one of the few I hadnt heard before yesterday.
haha no. I heard it as well, and it was one the few that I hadn't heard before either, so it stuck with me and it made me laugh. Might as well post it here!
no prob was just gonna give you props if you were the guy who made me lol on my lunch break yesterday. Oh well Props anyway!
