Tiger Woods is a Pimp.

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  1. The_Lillard_King

    The_Lillard_King Westside

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    I have so many chicks hit on me that I don't understand why Tiger would have sex would those woman . . . .
     
    The_Lillard_King, Dec 9, 2009
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  2. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington Great Sea Urchin Cerviche

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    This is still probably a small number of them.

    How many of these women that "hit" on you do you actually sleep with?

    Tiger is a manwhore. Just likes teh secks. and after a while, its more the body than the face anyway! these chicks were probably down without some of the bullshit.
     
    Buzz Killington, Dec 9, 2009
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    Wheels Is That A Challenge?!?!1! Staff Member Global Moderator

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    REPPEd Darizzle for your work.. I admit I was curious to the looks of them. but at work wouldnt be a good time to search lol.
     
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    I think since he is losing endorsements, that one company really actually go the other way, and pick him up as endorser! Trojan Condoms!:pimp:
     
    hasoos, Dec 9, 2009
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  5. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington Great Sea Urchin Cerviche

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    Buzz Killington, Dec 9, 2009
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    Blazed Mania 52 Livin' in a Land of Mania

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    Tiger Woods is definitely a master in the art of concentration.
     
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    DaRizzle BLAKER

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    lol...Gatorade drops him
    I guess the the slogan: "Tiger Gatorade: Is it in you?" was not cool anymore for some obvious reasons :lol:
     
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  8. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    So, Tiger and Elin are considering moving to Sweden?
     
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    maxiep RIP Dr. Jack

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    Great move. What you really want to do if you have a husband who likes to cat around is to move to a country where there are nothing but hot women who have a very casual view of sex.
     
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    ...do you think the paparazzi would follow as well :confused:
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Frankly, it's a good idea.
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    you know you'll buy it.
     
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    comedy...he has too much money for me to care about feelings
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    I guess I'll probably, now, see him at the reunion.
     
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  17. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington Great Sea Urchin Cerviche

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    He has enough money just to make it go away eventually. they might just 'move to sweden' until it all blows over.
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Texts between Tiger and Jaimee...

    July 20, 3:04 p.m.
    Tiger: Hey Sexy I can't come out this week. Something came up family wise
    Jaimee: That's okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you
    Tiger: We will make it happen

    July 26, 11: 22 p.m.
    Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday
    Tiger: what kind of present your naked body
    Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone
    Tiger: alone with him that is
    Jaimee: haha I wish

    Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.
    Jaimee: miss u
    Tiger: now that's hot so who is your new boy toy
    Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months
    Tiger: I need you
    Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
    Tiger: I will wear you out soon
    Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing
    Tiger: really. Where
    Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond
    Tiger: send it again. I didn't pick up on that
    Tiger: you just need some attention from me
    Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)
    Jaimee: I don't even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend
    Tiger: then I am
    Jaimee: I wish
    Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together
    Tiger: when was the last time you got laid

    Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.
    Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha
    Tiger: oh god
    Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf
    Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf
    Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding
    Tiger: I know sexy
     
    ABM, Dec 10, 2009
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  19. Mamba

    Mamba The King is Back Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Yeah I've got more game than him.too bad I don't have the money.
     
    Mamba, Dec 10, 2009
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    Lol, thats the weakest game I've ever seen. He keeps on prodding her with questions about when she's been laid last. Who gives a fuck unless he's tagging it.
     
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