How about this one? Nothing for Xmas! The best thing I did was to stop exchanging gifts with people over a holiday I don't believe in. Now every year why other folks stress out over buying gifts and paying bills, I sit back and drink a beer, and wonder why the hell they go through with it.
iTunes Gift Card McMenamins Gift Card Adult Store Gift Card (your wife needs some new toys, I'm bored of the old ones) Trail Blazer Snuggie