It's time to get a goat, a chicken and a sharp knife

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  1. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Seriously, I'm down with a little animal sacrifice at this point. If anybody knows a good kahuna, rabbi, priest, gypsy fortune teller, or cleric ask them if they've got any rituals they can perform that would help.

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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Need a little Lisa Bonet (Angel Heart)
     
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  3. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Whatever it takes to ward off the injury gremlin that lives in the rafters of the Rose Garden.
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    The gods must be crazy. The Blazers keep chalking up w's.
     
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    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    You know I think I'm on to something here. I believe I've uncovered Andre Miller's secret to longevity, Would it shock anybody if you learned that he made a deal with a demon, that whenever an injury was meant for him it would be auto-magically deflected to another teammate? That bastard! :wink:
     
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  6. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    Yeah, (voo doo) Dr. Dre.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Sure; I'll take a little Lisa Bonet. :devilwink:
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    She still looks good after all these years!
     
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    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    We truly are the deepest team in the league... I think
     
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    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    We're deeper than Ashley Blue. :drumroll: Our Summer League team + B-Roy just beat the Clippers.
     
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    Blazer_Hippie Batum getting ballsy!

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    If anyone wants to have a psuedo-voodoo injury exorcism out by the Rose Garden, I'm down...
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    The real question is, how deep is your (Blazer) love?

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