"The Curse"

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  1. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Post your theory about what happened over the summer to so anger the gods.

    I can't decide between Jerryd going to Egypt for summer vacation and stealing a sacred idol from the tomb of a mummy, or KP's pact with the devil that allowed him to swindle B-Roy from the Wolves and Rockets finally coming due.
     
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  2. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I got a Blazer tattoo! Ah SHIT!
     
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  3. GrandpaBlaze

    GrandpaBlaze Predictions Game Master

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    A certain female reporter no longer travels with the team. It was a mojo domino effect.

    Gramps...
     
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  4. mgb

    mgb Over-Nite Sensation

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    Be a man and cut it off!
     
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  5. Fez Hammersticks

    Fez Hammersticks スーパーバッド Zero Cool

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    When this (playhouse) Egypt started hanging out with some of the players....

    [​IMG]
     
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  6. BlazerCaravan

    BlazerCaravan Hug a Bigot... to Death

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    Dikembe Mutumbo cursed the team from the opponent's locker room after going down in Game 2.
     
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  7. Blazer_Hippie

    Blazer_Hippie Batum getting ballsy!

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    I have this figured out as I mentioned in the Steve Blake thread...

     
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  8. Buzz Killington

    Buzz Killington Great Sea Urchin Cerviche

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    Tony Luftman effect.
     
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  9. bluefrog

    bluefrog Go Blazers, GO!

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    I drove around some kids to raise money for a bogus new computer lab at their school. I then took the money from the kids and used it to buy drugs. Finally I sold some of the drugs to the kids at a 300% mark up and used the profits to buy more drugs and hookers.

    Would that create any sort of bad karma for the team?
     
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    oldmangrouch persona non grata

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    The reckless use of the word "dynasty" by fans of a team that hasn't won shiite.
     
    oldmangrouch, Jan 2, 2010
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  11. Blazer_Hippie

    Blazer_Hippie Batum getting ballsy!

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    this is a real possibility. The upside of all this adversity is that you hardly ever hear the word "dynasty" anymore...
     
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  12. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    I read this great new book about the Blazers season, it is about a man named Job.
     
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  13. B-Roy

    B-Roy If it takes months

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    Trading Sergio.
     
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  14. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Just saw Shav arriving on the loading dock and told him to be careful and not hurt himself.......... no joke he told me he sprained his ankle at practice a couple days ago! He's fine now, but something is goin' on!
     
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  15. the ob

    the ob the original blake

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    I want to see us have to play a game with less than five healthy players. roy, bayless and miller against a team would be great.
     
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  16. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Bayless could play 5 on 5 all by himself! He could foul out and still score points!
     
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  17. Eastoff

    Eastoff But it was a beginning.

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    One word: Bowie (not david)
     
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  18. the ob

    the ob the original blake

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    big deal, we were all doing that same thing:devilwink:
     
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  19. julius

    julius Living on the air in Cincinnati... Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Hedo's wife cursed us, and hot women always cause men to fall to their knees.
     
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  20. Nikolokolus

    Nikolokolus There's always next year

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    Probably not, that is unless you spent any of your ill gotten loot on Blazers gear or tickets

    And the congregation said, "Amen."

    *starts to giggle, mumble and drool*
    :banghead::hairout::smiley-irked::smiley-loony::shootme::banghead2::smiley-lol_hitting::smiley-bonk:

    :smiley-predaja:
     
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