I used to live in California. No blondes there except fake ones. So I can see how you're so impressed with a flat dwarf blonde with a pouchy squirrel face.
You ought to move to the Northwest. Many descendents here of Scandinavians. I see you're in the Inland Empire. I lived there 3 times--2 years, 9 years, and 2 years. The only time my father ever went to my high school (Colton) for some reason, he said he had never seen so many ugly girls in one place.
To paraphrase an anonymous (as far as I know) genius: Nose to nose her toes are in it, toes to toes her nose is in it...
Not even close. Although I have several cousins in that area, only a couple of which I'd bang before I'd bang Hayden... <trying to keep a straight face>