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  1. Buzz Killington

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    I raped a baby to make my penis look bigger.
     
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    I just challenged a samoan to a math contest.
     
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    I gave a blind guy a blow job and told him I was a woman!
     
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    I just told Damon Stoudamire the Blazers were going to retire his jersey next season.
     
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    julius I wonder if there's beer on the sun Staff Member Global Moderator

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    Now that's a low blow.
     
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    Nate4Prez took this thread into a dark dark place.
     
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    hell no. we should do it one day though. just get a bunch of hipsters and film a tour through the ghetto!
     
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    I wonder in an alternate universe on Master P's message board or something, if there's a thread about some gangstas yelling at white people for invadin' the hood?
     
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    nice blog, reminds me of the time i went to a taco bell in a ghetto where a fight with baseball bats broke out and about 15-20 guys going at it. We were stuck in the drive-through and couldn't get away. Finally, someone drew a gun and everyone dispersed. When everyone left there were about a dozen bottles of malt liquor left in the parking lot and fragments of tacos everywhere. Surprisingly, even though I saw at least a couple of swung bats make contact, nobody seemed too hurt, i.e. couldn't run when the gun came out.
     
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  17. Buzz Killington

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    here in LA, we call those L*ker game day.
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    I just went to the bathroom at the chinese restaurant and made fun of all the asians with small penises! :cheers:
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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