Relic reveals Noah's ark was circular

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  1. SlyPokerDog

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    http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2010/jan/01/noahs-ark-was-circular
     
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    All this time I was thinking there's no way you can stick countless types of beetles, ants, giraffes, kangaroos and polar bears on a pointy ship.

    But a round, reedy ship....it all makes sense now.
     
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    rofl
     
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    Noah, the only 'human' to live to 950 years old.

    This is fairy tale crap. It's 2010 people! get with it.
     
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    I see your point...............the ancient Sumerians..........round, reedy, of course.
     
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    :biglaugh:
     
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    ...wait, what?!?!?! :dunno:
     
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    Great quote -

    Just a matter of time before this gets incorporated into the Old Testament...

    [video=youtube;u1kqqMXWEFs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1kqqMXWEFs[/video]
     
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    lol at the pulp fiction line
     
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    Noah didnt live 950 years
     
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    Let's wait to see how old Keith Richards lives to be before we call it "fairy tale crap". He's the undead.
     
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    not to get into a religious/non religious argument with you. But The Bible has Methusalah (sp?) as living to 969 years, so if you are quoting this article (I didnt read it) that part is incorrect in the article.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methuselah
     
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    How do you get round from "300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and 30 cubits high?"
     
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    Dude, it's the Bible. They can do whatever they want.
     
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    Round?

    Only because they haven't unearthed the warp nacelles yet.
     
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    Approxamation??? lol
     
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    Typo. It was supposed to say, 300 cubits long, 50 cubits deep and 300 cubits wide.

    Just remember, when building your arc, measure twice, cut once.

    BNM
     
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    Why was the ark round?

    So Noah wouldn't get cornered by the devil.
     
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    Or sea monsters.

    They were a legitimate hazard in that era.


    ....Sea monsters
     
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