Things you did as a youth, now that you look back, were kind of dick moves

I gave one of those out 2 nights ago

 

Yeah, but Kingspeed's got sensitive cheeks, so it doesn't really count.

 

The Stan Staziak Heart Punch FTW.

 

A friend of mine and I bought two of the largest containers of dishwashing soap we could find and dumped each one completely out at the top of Ira Keller Fountain in front of Civic Auditorium. The bubbles at the bottom were over 6' high, but I found out later they had to drain and clean the fountain to get all the soap residue out.

 

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

 

http://www.katu.com/news/local/9398071.html

Nolan, is that you?

Looks like it's a ppopular thing to do. I saw another one of the fountains, up on like 10th or so, near Burnside, overflowing with suds a few years back.

 

Our bubbles were higher. We did it back in the mid-80s, so no, I'm not that dude.

 

Once I was playing baseball with a friend and the ball went in a neighbors yard and stopped directly on top a hole that was like a hornets nest in the ground. I got my younger brother and tricked him into getting it... and he got stung like 10 times.

 

Eating babies.

Definitely a dick move.

 

Pushing my little brother into the Christmas tree and if any presents that get opened was gravy.

 

Like 5 years ago i went to upstate New York and my friend and I were really bored since there was nothing to do. We were walking through the woods and found a really nice golf course. After walking around for a while we decided to pick up rocks and carve stuff into the green of a hole. Like Golf sucks, youre gay... stupid stuff. Then a couple days later cops came to our cabin and interrogated my friend and i but my parents had our backs and we never got in trouble. Dick move and really stupid

 

It sounds like you realize your stupidity...but with all due respect you need (needed)your ass beat down for that, a couple thousand dollars in fines, and made to do gruntwork for the greenskeeper.

That shit takes FOREVER to fix.....Somebody did that shit at a course i play at....fucking up golf courses is REAL high on my list of things I wont tolerate and will put them in a headlock and take the to management....which i have done before to a friends friend....fuck him

Respect for other peoples property in general is real high on my "dont fuck with me" list

(of course the stories I told earlier when i was a kid dont apply....and I was caught and my parents made me pay)

 

can you figure out what course you did that to? I wanna see how nice a course you fucked up

 

was on vacation at Cannon Beach and at Haystack Rock, we would go there and just start smashing the "sea plants" with rocks, thinking they were just plants. People were there for nature walks and observing the aquatic life and were kind of horrified.

 

wtf...

this thread is starting to irk me

 

...i don't think we've even scratched the surface yet!

 

When I was 12 I broke into one of those temporary classroom trailers at school and took a shit in the middle of the floor...seemed like a good idea at the time...

 

When I was about 12 my cousin who lived in Scappoose had a farm next to their place. We would hang out in the little tree fort he made taking turns pelting cows with BB's. It was pretty funny to us watching the cows giddy-up after they got pelted.

 

Using trash can lids as shield, a buddy and I dueled with a pretty good supply of bottle rockets, shooting them at each other one after the other. A miracle that we didn't win a Darwin award for that.

 

we used roman candles and wore wind breakers as some sort of "protection"


One landed in my scalp and stuck there for a few seconds.....i had a nice bald patch for a few weeks