I would like that also.......I grew up in North Dakota and only Norwegians were dumb enough to stay there and freeze, so the only white jokes I know are about how dumb Norwegians are. If I am offended, I promise I will suck it up and pretend I'm not.
Why did the Filipino Cross the Road? Because there was an outlet store on the other side! har har har! (yeah, I made that shit up myself)
So, this black guy finally goes to heaven and at the pearly gates they are handing out angel wings... He was so excited he asked if he's finally an angel, they replied... No, you're a bat.
Let's level the playing field a bit: Q: Why did God create WASPs? A: Someone has to buy retail! Q: What do WASPs think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is? A: A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers. Q: How can you tell if a WASP is sexually excited? A: The stiff upper lip. Q: What's an American WASP's idea of open-mindedness? A: Dating a Canadian. Q: What does a little WASP girl want to be when she grows up? A: "The very best person I possibly can." Q: What's a WASP's idea of social security? A: An ancestor on the Mayflower. Q: Why did the WASP cross the street? A: To get to the middle of the road. Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room? A: A dinner party. Q: What do WASPs think of the Mideast situation? A: Well, Newport is all right, but EVERYbody goes to the Cape. Q: How does a WASP propose marriage? A: "How would you like to be buried with my people?" Q: What's a WASP's idea of affirmative action? A: Hiring South American jockeys. Q: What do WASPs say after sex? A: "Thank you very much. I'm sorry. It won't happen again. Q: What's a WASP's definition of conspicuous consumption? A: A Sunfish with a spinnaker. Q. What do you call a WASP with a four-inch prick? A. Well hung. Q. How can you tell when a WASP is dead? A. He lets go of his wallet. Q. What do you call a WASP virgin? A. You can't. Her number's unlisted. Q. What's a WASP's favourite song? A. "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas." Q. What does a professional WASP call her boss? A. Daddy Q: How many WASPS does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. Two to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician. Q: What is a WASP menage a trois? A: Two headaches and one hard-on. Q: Why do WASPs play golf? A: So they can dress like pimps. --Andrea Zastrow Q. What is the definition of a WASP? A. Someone who gets out of the shower to take a leak. --seismo!godot.think.com!mincy
not racist, but contains the word "mexican", not always in good taste. what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? roberto
What's the difference between the American space program and the Chinese space program? In the Chinese space program, "Tang" is one of the astronauts...
There are 5 black people in a Cadilac. They drive off the Grand Cannon. What is sad about this story? A Cadilac seats 6 black people.
Because i believe in racial equality what do you call a white woman with a yeast infection???? Crakerz with cheese.
I understand this is a thread for racist jokes but it's not like the n-bomb was needed to make it "funny" -- If you can even call it that.
