But if he couldn't control it, how did he keep from floating off the end of the earth, after all, it was flat then.....
If I were building an ark, I'd make it round too. And engineer a donut hole in the middle. You're going to be shoveling several tons of feces every day. Might as well make it as easy as possible to get to the edge of the boat to throw it over. Maybe even line up the animals so their asses hang over the side?
Oddly enough... http://news.stv.tv/scotland/highlands-islands/148214-is-the-loch-ness-monster-dead/ First Michael Jackson, now Nessie. RIP, we hardly knew ya (and rarely saw ya)
This isn't the first time that the Christians stole a story from another group and then godified it and put it in their bible. This was probably a story about some dude who survived a pretty normal flood. Just like how Jesus was based off of a Jewish hero who fought against the Romans.
I thought Aquaman was our underwater ally. I wonder how long Nessie can be out of water and if he can catch a basketball in his mouth? Might solve our problems at center. He can live in the Willamette river between games.
