Things you did as a youth, now that you look back, were kind of dick moves

Butterfly effect!

also, didn't know I posted with such assholes!

 

damn several of you said shooting paintball guns at random people....that is REALLY fucked up for a shitload of reasons...but yes I understand this thread is SUPPOSEDLY when we didnt know any better

 

there are some things I'm takin' to the grave!

 

DOWNER

 

lots of problems can be fixed with cash...as of right now money doesnt give you a new eyeball


you cant say "just kidding" when you make someone blind


ok downer over...carry on with the child stupidity stories

 

When I was in the 8th grade my mom caught this kid, who was around 14, touching this little girl in a way he shouldn't have been. Long story short, the police did nothing for lack of evidence. But she saw it with her own eyes. It was under an old car port. She yelled at him and he took off. She turned around and got me to find him. Gangsta lol

Anyway, I had a group of friends and we all lived in this same area. Word got around and we were going to rough the guy up if we ever saw him. He hid out for good reason but one of my friends, who did this on his own, shot out the picture window of their house with a Co2 bb gun. He didn't tell us what he did until we were walking down that street at night when the cops pulled guns on us! there were 5 or 6 of us.

Talk about being at the wrong place at the wrong time! none of us got in trouble but our friend got a fair amount of community service! 8th grade year was crazy.

 

I used to throw bricks off the overpass during recess. I was 8 and bored

 

Drunk driving.

 

robbing places blind. statute of limitations is 7 years though so im good.

i was never stupid enough to throw shit at old ladies or onto the highway, thats a good way to "accidentally" MURDER someone.

 

We had one friend in our 'click' that we kinda picked on. Looking back we were total assholes to the guy.

We got him stuck on the merry-go-round and they spun it until he thew up.

There is a side door at the safeway down the block if you kick it hard enough it'll set off the alarm, my friend did and the alarm was going off from 2am until the cops arrived.

 

In HS my friend would swerve at bikers and honk like he lost control...Obviously this would scare the shit out of em and most of the time they would crash pretty hard...While we were doing that once a kid in the car found a golf ball and threw it at a jogger while we were going 40...We couldn't tell for sure but he grabbed his junk or his stomach in serious pain...I think we might have assured the guy didn't have any more children...

 

hah, one of my friends would hang out of another friend's car window and grab dudes in the balls as they were walking in downtown Portland. Also used to slap bicyclists on the ass.

 

Thats kind of weird man haha

 

Not really sure what the name was but it was in the top 50 golf courses in NY. They held amateur golf tournaments there so it was pretty serious. Sorry to get you so angry. I promise it won't happen again

 

There was a place in Salem called "Mr. Mystics" that sold magic stuff and awesome Halloween stuff year around. They also had the best gag gifts I've ever seen anywhere.

There is this stuff called 'morning breeze,' it's a tiny glass bottle about 3/4 the size of an eye drop bottle and when you opened that it'll clear a building. Just one drop will do. It smelled of rotten eggs but amplified. It was oil so if you got any on yourself you were pretty much fucked for that week.

We opened the bottle and poured it in a planter inside the Salem Center mall.

Good times.

 

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